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*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud:*

Name something a blind person might use: a sword

Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin

Name an occupation where you need a torch: a burglar

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn't.

"Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Cybersalt News

By now many of you have seen the video of the woman excited and laughing over the Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. If you haven't - or if you want to watch it again - I've added it to the FunBlog.  You'll find "Chewbacca Mask Video" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/chewbacca-mask-video 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Extra Fudge

I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.

The girl replied, "The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma'am."

Today's One-liner

One-liner #1059

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Today's Clean Pun

Hospital Wing

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:

The Allergists voted to scratch it. 

The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. 

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness. 

The Radiologists could see right through it. 

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. 

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. 

The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. 

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. 

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."

The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" 

The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. 

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. 

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

Today's Quote

Quote #1507

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares."

- Henri Nouwen

Creativity, Different Approaches, Right Answers

Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Robert. "I thought it was tough at first ... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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