Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ...
Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah."
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead."
My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!
My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for a cruise.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 