The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?"
He repeated; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!"
She then realized the man wanted to talk to the pastor. Somewhat indignant she said, "Sir if you want to talk to our pastor, you will have to address him properly. You should call him Pastor, or Reverend, or Brother, but you certainly cannot refer to him as the Head Hog at the Trough!"
The man on the other end said in a country drawl, "Oh I just wanted to donate $10,000 to the church."
The secretary promptly replied, "Can you hold please, I think the big pig just walked through the door!"
A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death."
I finally got eight hours of sleep; it took me three days, but whatever.
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
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