If laziness were an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to October!
As suspected, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at Church Camp over the weekend. I came down with a bug on the way home (and I am a bit fevered still) but we have so many good memories. One of my favorite ones was encountering a couple of Roosevelt Elk while out on a walk looking for them. The picture here is a frame I pulled out of some video I shot.
Today's video share is about a subway built for cats. Yes, you read that correctly.
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
One of my friends told me I make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was a hurtful thing to say, and it ruined our bath.
Woman: My mother gave birth to her youngest in a stairwell.
Man: Really? A brother?
Woman: No. She's actually my step-sister.
"All the powers of the world cannot take away my life, until God permits. All the physicians of earth cannot preserve it, when God calls me away."
- John Charles Ryle
I was playing 9 holes at Forest Park in St. Louis with my father, when I made an unbelievable shot that landed about three feet from the hole.
However, I hadn't noticed that there was a greenskeeper who was also about 3 feet from the hole. He jumped back, and I was as startled as he was.
Not sure what to do, I hit another ball, pretending not to know about the first one.
The greenskeeper didn't figure out who hit the ball that almost beaned him, and we moved quickly on to the next tee.
It wasn't the honest and courageous thing to do, but being just a kid was my excuse.
Now that I'm older and more mature, honest and courageous, I probably would act differently.
I'm not sure exactly how, but . . .
- Ralph el Perro
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Susan Page writes . . . .
It was time for her daily constitutional. Her route was predictable, familiar, and close to home. There were not too many options during the pandemic. Even though she was in her happy place, observing God’s bountiful and majestic creation, she didn’t like that her walks had become a non-contact sport. It made life even more isolating. People would generally pass by on the other side when they approached each other.
On the evening in question, she was plugged in, listening to a podcast, and clipping along at a pretty good pace. Yet even then, she was aware of her surroundings because she usually had her camera handy to photograph something that caught her eye.
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One of my friends told me I make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was a hurtful thing to say, and it ruined our bath.
On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
