Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.
A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand.
A few minutes later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my false teeth." She removes them and places them next to the eye.
A little while later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take off my wig." She takes it off and puts it on the nightstand.
I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.
Sunday greetings everyone.
Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non-zero state is due to the amount of work coming in and not from being behind (well, mostly, lol.)
Today's video share is one I shared 2 months ago because it relates to an news item that is currently getting a lot of attention. How would Jesus respond to the social media stoning of the couple whose adulterous relationship was revealed at the Coldplay concert? Two months ago, I preached from John 7:53-8:11: a passage that inspires me to act differently than so much of what we are seeing online.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
There's no future in time travel.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
Oh Lord give me patience, and give it to me NOW!
A good pun is its own reword.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It's given me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach."
- Unknown
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony.
When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"
Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Sometimes, I think she does it on purpose, knowing how much I dislike it. I try to make the most of it.
While drinking coffee, I watched people pass by. I can't understand why so many people like coming to the mall.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
