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Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who helped me by testing my client's website link! All of you helped me see that the site was in fact OK. One of you also helped me see why my client thought it was still hacked. All together, I was able to confidently let them know what was going on. I am behind on thanking you all individually, but again, I truly appreciate your help.
Today's video share looks at the most popular girls names between 1880 to 2020. So if you are having a hard time remembering the name of a friend, but you know the year she was born, this video may help you!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Perfect Mate
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
One-Liner #1940
My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great;" I replied, "No, you're great" - she's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.
Font-tastic Confusion
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
Quote #2376
"In the untouched beauty and majesty of God's creation, we begin to understand God's great appreciation of things beautiful. Only man's touch on God's creation taints it with ugliness."
- A. W. Tozer, And He Dwelt Among Us
Umbrella Impression
A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop.
Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to the woman beside him for he was in the habit of carrying one.
The woman cried "Stop! Thief!" She grabbed her umbrella back and embarrassed the poor man no end!
That same day, he stopped at the repair shop, and received all eight of his umbrellas duly restored. As he entered the street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold, glaring at him, the lady of his morning's misadventure.
Her voice came to him charged with a withering scorn: "Had a good day, didn't you!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Rest in Peace
- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "Rest in peace" originates from the Latin, "Requiescat in pace", which when translated means, “May he/she rest in peace." This expression was commonly used in Christian prayers and on tombstones. These words are sometimes prayed with sincere hope that the departed soul has found their final rest and peace with the Lord.
I’ve been pondering some questions since listening to a great sermon on the topic of rest:
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great;" I replied, "No, you're great" - she's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 