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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5052 - October 12, 2025

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.)

The photographer who snapped the viral man on bench photo as Super Typhoon Ragasa hit Hong KongGrandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and will be enjoying a quiet dinner of something (at the time of my writing this Susan is out shopping to scope things out.) But, just because it will be quiet does not mean our hearts are not loud with thanks to God for all of His blessings, of which we include you, our Cybersalt Family.

Today's video share takes a look at the mood and possible interpretations behind an amazing photo which was taken during a storm. Perhaps the discussion on the different feelings it invokes is a good reminder to us that there isn't always only one correct way to interpret things that happen around us or in our lives.
Click Here to Watch

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 



Vacation Lingo

A sandy beach with palm trees on a cloudy day.In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied

Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees = No extras



One-Liner #1965

A large man with glasses and a thin goatee looking down at us.Every time I try to eat healthy along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Wednesday or Friday to mess me up.




The Turkey that Refused Dinner

An AI image of a black turkey in a farm yard.In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving ...

Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner?

It was stuffed.



Quote #2401

An autumn pathway with a blurry person walking away from us."It's up to us to choose contentment and thankfulness now - and to stop imagining that we have to have everything perfect before we'll be happy."

- Joanna Gaines, The Magnolia Story



Slow Down Therapy

Man lying on his back in a field, ankle on his knee, head on a log with his fingers clasped behind his head.1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now.

2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a lifetime to savor.

3. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it's OK to tell them they're pushing.

4. Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbor mow.

5. Taste your food. God gives it to delight as well as to nourish.

6. Notice the sun and the moon as they rise and set. They are remarkable for their steady pattern of movement, not their speed.

7. Quit planning how you're going to use what you know, learn, or possess. God's gifts just are; be grateful and their purpose will be clear.

8. When you talk with someone, don't think about what you'll say next. Thoughts will spring up naturally if you let them.

9. Talk and play with children. It will bring out the unhurried little person inside you.

10. Create a place in your home...at your work...in your heart...where you can go for quiet and recollection. You deserve it.

11. Allow yourself time to be lazy and unproductive. Rest isn't luxury; it's a necessity.

12. Listen to the wind blow. It carries a message of yesterday and tomorrow-and now. NOW counts.

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition.

14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words.

15. Give yourself permission to be late sometimes. Life is for living, not scheduling.

16. Listen to the song of a bird; the complete song. Music and nature are gifts, but only if you are willing to receive them.

17. Take time just to think. Action is good and necessary, but it's fruitful only if we muse, ponder, and mull.

18. Make time for play at the things you like to do. Whatever your age, your inner child needs re-creation.

19. Watch and listen to the night sky. It speaks.

20. Listen to the words you speak, especially in prayer.

21. Learn to stand back and let others take their turn as leaders. There will always be new opportunities for you to step out in front again.

22. Divide big jobs into little jobs. If God took six days to create the universe, can you hope to do any better?

23. When you find yourself rushing and anxious, stop. Ask yourself "WHY?" you are rushing and anxious. The reasons may improve your self-understanding.

24. Take time to read the Bible. Thoughtful reading is enriching reading.

25. Direct your life with purposeful choices, not with speed and efficiency. The best musician is one who plays with expression and meaning, not the one who finishes first.

26. Take a day off alone; make a retreat. You can learn from monks and hermits without becoming one.

27. Pet a furry friend. You will give and get the gift of now.

28. Work with your hands. It frees the mind.

29. Take time to wonder. Without wonder, life is merely existence.

30. Sit in the dark. It will teach you to see and hear, taste and smell.

31. Once in a while, turn down the lights, the volume, the throttle, the invitations. Less really can be more.

32. Let go. Nothing is usually the hardest thing to do - but often it is the best.

33. Take a walk-but don't go anywhere. If you walk just to get somewhere, you sacrifice the walking.

34. Count your friends. If you have one, you are lucky. If you have more, you are blessed. Bless them in return.

35. Count your blessings - one at a time and slowly

- author unknown


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

An angry man.Lately, the temperature in Florida has topped 100°. I saw on the news that the Northeast is also hitting 100°.

It's easy to see why everyone wants to come to Florida. If they can't, they wish for some of our heat. Well, good luck with that. We’ll send you all you can handle.

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

The Turkey that Refused Dinner

An AI image of a black turkey in a farm yard.In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving ...

Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner?

It was stuffed.

  • Thanksgiving Jokes
  • Thanksgiving Puns
  • turkey puns

Vacation Lingo

A sandy beach with palm trees on a cloudy day.In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

  • Clean Jokes
  • travel jokes
  • Vacation Jokes
  • Communication Jokes

Read more: Vacation Lingo

One-Liner #1965

A large man with glasses and a thin goatee looking down at us.Every time I try to eat healthy along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Wednesday or Friday to mess me up.

  • Thanksgiving Jokes
  • Christmas Humor
  • Health Jokes
  • Food One-liners

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5049 - October 9, 2025

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260!

Worlds largest theater pipe organ found in FranklinWe're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year round favorite of some of the grandkids 

Today's video share is about the world's largest theater pipe organ! It is not only unique in size, but also in location.
Click Here to Watch.

Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 



Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

A young man in a red checked shirt, hands clasped behind his head looking shocked.One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid A.  These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go over to Toronto and party with some friends there during the Vanier Cup weekend.

So they did this and had a great time. 

However, with their partying and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Western until early Monday morning.  Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find their Professor after the final and explain to him why they missed the final.  They told him that they went up to Toronto for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting back to campus.

The Professor thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day.  The two guys were elated and relieved.  So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that the Prof had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.  They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. 

"Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy."

They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. 

It said:
(95 points) Which tire?

- Don A.  Wicks, Instructor Graduate School of Library & Information Science Elborn College, University of Western Ontario



One-Liner #1964

A young man in a striped shirt shrugging with his palms up.I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning; I can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.




Finally, a Safe Space 🚪

From inside a barn, animals, child and wheelbarrow silhouetted against the open door.If, like me, you've ever been accused of being raised in a barn and want to talk about it, remember ...

my door is always open.



Quote #2400

One large and several smaller diamonds falling, against a purple background."Everybody wants to be a diamond but very few are willing to get cut."

- Eric Thomas



Lessons from Trees

Looking down a long dirt lane with wide grassy shoulders under the canopy of leafy arching tree branches.It's important to have roots.

In today's complex world, it pays to branch out.

If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb.

Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh wind blows.

Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow.

If you want to maintain accurate records, keep a log.

It's okay to be a late bloomer.

Avoid people who would like to cut you down.

As you approach the autumn of your life, you will show your true colors. You could be Brilliant!

In other words "bloom where you are planted and make the best of what you've got."


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

I Wish and I Choose

The front window of a house, with a vine growing all around leaving only the middle of the window clear to look through.I wish I had known …
I was God’s beloved child
I wish I had known …
I did not have to earn His love

I wish I had known …
I was wonderfully made and fully accepted
I wish I had known …
Grace and love were more important than rule-keeping

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

  1. Dishonesty Doesn't Pay
  2. One-Liner #1964
  3. Eating and Drinking
  4. Finally, a Safe Space 🚪

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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

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Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4797

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  2021

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4797

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2073

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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