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A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starlink hardware to connect to Elon Musk's satellite internet service. At the same time, his wife, talking with Grandma Cybersalt in the back, made the same offer to her.
Grandma Cybersalt was asked if we needed the Starlink hardware, to which she replied, "No." However, my friend's question to me—"Did I want it?"—was a bit tougher to answer. I racked my brain for an excuse to say yes, but I ultimately realized it was an offer better left for someone who both wanted and needed it.
On the plus side, having said no to that may make it easier to say yes to the next thing that comes along that I want but don't need!
Today's video share looks at the most popular boy names between 1880 to 2020. We looks at girl names last week, so it's only fair!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support
1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
2. "In layman's term, we call that the 'Hindenburg Effect.'"
3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."
4. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy is hitting me!!!"
One-Liner #1942
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.
Rocking Out in Traffic🚦🎸
I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.
Quote #2378
"If someone makes you happy, make them happier."
- Unknown
A Man for Every Woman
Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life.
In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Christina said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every man. You can't change that."
Diane replied, "I don't want to change it! I just wanna get in on it."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
If I Were a Rich Man
- photo from Susan PageI fondly remember seeing both the movie and the theatre production of “Fiddler on the Roof.” Sometimes, when I find myself short on cash, I start humming the tune “If I were a Rich Man, Daidle deedle daidle Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb.” A line from another song that comes to mind is, “If I Had a Million Dollars,” … I’d be rich!”
Thankfully, these moments don’t occur very often because deep within my soul, I realize how wealthy I truly am. Like it says in this chorus resurrected from my camp counselling days, “I’m richer than a millionaire, just because He cares. The riches of my Lord I’ll share, just because He cares!”
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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.
A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand.
I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach."
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony.
I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Sometimes, I think she does it on purpose, knowing how much I dislike it. I try to make the most of it.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 