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Oh look, Turkey Thursday - Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating in the USA!
I am continuing to enjoy my ankle recovery rest at home, catching up on work. The pain is a drag, but the rest is good and I am thankful!
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~ Pastor Tim
Day of Thanksgiving
And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble...
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep;
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation...
The thought of a snack became infatuation...
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
>Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!!
I crashed through the ceiling... floating into the sky...
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !
One-Liner #1978
I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Thanksgiving Foot Folly 🤕
I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot. Now I cranberry walk.
Quote #2414
"I don't have to chase extraordinary moments to find happiness - it's right in front of me if I'm paying attention and practicing gratitude."
- Brené Brown
Life-Changing Advice
Kurt Vonnegut, American author, satirist, and humanist known for his darkly humorous and influential novels wrote:
"When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of "getting to know you" questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What's your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don't play any sports. I do theater, I'm in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.
And he went WOW. That's amazing! And I said, "Oh no, but I'm not any good at ANY of them."
And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before:
"I don't think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you've got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them."
And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn't been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them.
I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could 'Win' at them."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Changes
Around every bend, glance upwards and see
Magnificent artwork on each single tree
There’s orange, flaming amber and deep rusty gold
Some colours are muted, and others are bold
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I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot. Now I cranberry walk.
And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble...
A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph sir."
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