I wish my life had background music so I could at least know if I'm in a drama, comedy, or horror show.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willingly" because in his teens there was much less yard care done and mush less "willing" as well. It's all good, though, because he was still a great kid back then and he is a great man now - independent of what he did/does around here!
Today's video share is both describable and beyond description. I get dizzy just thinking about trying this.
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
How long does it take to digest?
Banana – 30 minutes
Apples – 40 minutes
White rice – 1 hour
Avocado – 2 hours
Eggs – 2.5 hours
Almonds – 3 hours
Losing a big fish – 55 years
Some things are better left unsaid, which I often realize after I say them.
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
A man went to a monastery for a retreat. The monk who showed him to his room said this,
“If you need anything, let us know and we’ll teach you how to live without it.”
A frazzled Mrs. Melnik sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?"
"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight."
The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call Morty at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once."
"Morty?" said the housewife. "Who's Morty?"
"Why, Morty! Your husband! ....Is this 816-555-1374?
"No, this is 816-555-1375."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."
There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"
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Susan Page writes . . . .
There are times and seasons in life where we may not feel very joyful. However, in Scripture, the word joy is referenced 242 times. Joy is listed second in the fruit of the Spirit, after the word love.
A favourite verse of mine is, "The joy of the LORD is my strength," taken from the book of Nehemiah.
In the story, the Israelites were listening to the Word of the Lord, bowing down in worship with their faces to the ground. They were weeping as they listened to the reading. In Chapter 8, Nehemiah said to them: "This day is sacred to the LORD your God. Do not mourn or weep." For all the people had been weeping as they listened to the words of the Law. Nehemiah said, 'Go and enjoy choice food and sweet drinks, and send some to those who have nothing prepared. This day is sacred to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.' Then all the people went away to eat and drink, to send portions of food and to celebrate with great joy, because they now understood the words that had been made known to them."
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Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced virus protection products cannot take care of, so be warned.
Symptoms of Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
3. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
4. Causes you to send to wrong person, including you, Hancock McGlicky.
5. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.
6. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
7. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the
How long does it take to digest?
Banana – 30 minutes
Apples – 40 minutes
White rice – 1 hour
Avocado – 2 hours
Eggs – 2.5 hours
Almonds – 3 hours
Losing a big fish – 55 years
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
