There are three kinds of men:
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
- Will Rogers
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"
The first man angrily gave the card back, and made it clear that, no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right.
The first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole.
Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.)
It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but fall is definitely in the air! It was a good summer and I am mentally and emotionally prepared for the cooler weather and being toasty warm by the fireplace (or under the heat pump.)
Another thing I am mentally and emotionally prepared for is my 60th birthday in 45 days. I am actually quite excited about turning 60, so consider this is fair warning that out of the fullness of my heart I will be speaking of it often in the coming weeks - Lord willing!
I have mixed feelings about today's video share, especially about the theorizing a the beginning and the end. But with that in mind, I do find World Population - History & Projection (10,000 BC-2100) interesting in many ways
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.
"All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"
Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row.
"My recruiter."
I wish my life had background music so I could at least know if I'm in a drama, comedy, or horror show.
I told my plants I love them. Now, they're rooting for me.
"Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood let alone believed by the masses."
- Plato
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send.
His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."
"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."
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I'm not sure if it's just me getting old or something altogether different. Time seems to go by fast.
My father used to say, "The older you get the faster time goes." I'm finally beginning to understand what he meant by that.
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After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.
"All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"
Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row.
"My recruiter."
I told my plants I love them. Now, they're rooting for me.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
