A couple of Goobers are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
Panic-stricken, he says to the operator, "I think Cletus is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot rings out.
The goober comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
(Wondering what a goober is? Check out www.cybersalt.org/policies/what-is-a-goober)
According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work.
I like to be laid back: it's just how I'm inclined.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 