Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?"
Now I'm blocked.
How to parallel park:
Park somewhere else.
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man turned and looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here.
Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After a while, they meet again and Bob asks Joe, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million dollars, so I bought a house," replied Joe. "How about your sack?"
Bob replied, "Bah... it was full o' bills. Little by little, I'm paying them off."
Issue #4394
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a regular on the channel, Vinny Hebert. This week, Vinny launched his "I love Old Time Radio" website. It's a really entertaining site! While I've been putting together this mailing, I've been laughing out loud listening to an episode of "My Friend Irma." Check it out at:
iloveoldtimeradio.com/episodes/ep0002
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here.
Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After a while, they meet again and Bob asks Joe, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million dollars, so I bought a house," replied Joe. "How about your sack?"
Bob replied, "Bah... it was full o' bills. Little by little, I'm paying them off."
The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
If a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?
"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD."
- Leonard Ravenhill
Today's Illustration
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
