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Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue Jays on their television!
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Backwoods Labor
In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
One-Liner #1970
At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."
Surviving Pursuit
If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Quote #2406
"Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling."
- Miguel de Unamuno
God and Dirt
God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of:
- To create Adam
- To bury Moses, and
- To defend a woman caught in adultery.
God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels beside us in our shame.
We can rest.
God can handle our dirt.
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A Woman in Prayer
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If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."
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