Issue #4501
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone.
Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/if-every-dog-has-its-day-i-should-be-barking
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Military Computer
Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.
Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."
The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1427
Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World
Transience is here to stay.
Today's Clean Pun
Desk Jockey
First day as a police officer ...
Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"
Me: "There was a fly in my car."
Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"
Today's Quote
Quote #1865
"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel."
- Nathan Finn
Today's Illustration
Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation
The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course.
Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them managed to make it to the fifth fairway, which adjoined a tomato farm. These "off the vine" tomatoes were about the most delicious things the men had ever tasted. Consequently, much grumbling accompanied the installation of fence posts along the farm's property line.
But imagine the vets' delight the next morning when, instead of the fence they expected, they found a saltshaker atop each post.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 