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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like this chicken I'm going for it! You should too today - as long as you do so 6 feet away from others and without touching your face.
Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Gorilla Sundae
A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it.
The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a single dollar bill in change. As he did, the clerk said, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
"No wonder," the gorilla replied, "at nine dollars a sundae."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1468
Self-Annihilating Complaint
How disagreeable of you to agree with me!
Today's Clean Pun
Fraud Film Review
What do you call a very interesting movie made by a con-artist?
A con-flick of interest!
Today's Quote
Quote #1906
"I hope that when people look at my marriage, they don't think, "She has a great marriage because she chose the right guy," or "He has a great marriage because he chose the right woman." I hope they realize, "They have a great marriage because they both chose God."
- Sheila Wray Gregoire
Today's Illustration
Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands
After an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he pounded the lid on.
"Now what do I do if I need more paint?" I asked.
"Don't come back here," he begged.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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