A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.
"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
Issue #4526
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture.
Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration should be attributed to Elayne Boosler.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?
Jerry can!
"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."
- Brad Meltzer
Today's Illustration
"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through the chore.
She asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?"
Mark replied, "It's a '65 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate condition, he added, "It's an old fossil."
Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked Mark.
"Mr. Evans, our computers have a lot of automotive data," she explained, "but it's never heard of a Ford Fossil."
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If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?
Jerry can!
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