I cannot believe it. I just called the police to report my neighbor trying to attach  a jet engine to a deer.

People will do anything to make a quick buck!

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil ...

*Sunday School Lesson #1*

A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday.

One little boy wrote, "Dear God, We had a good time at church today. Wish you could have been there."

*Sunday School Lesson #2*

The same Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.

She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama.

Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

Jenny, a thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd vomit!"

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it:

Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken pic I could send you! The attached is a snap of a painting done in Rosebud, Alberta to advertise the play, Chickens, by Lucia Frangione, performed there in 2014. It’s a hilarious and poignant play about the struggles on a chicken farm. All the characters are chickens, by the way. Never laughed so hard!

Also, thanks to Peg M. for letting me know that someone has been spoofing emails from me and spreading links to buy Cannabis Oil (CBD Oil.) Email spoofing is when someone sends out an email that looks like it is from someone else but it is not. If you get an email from me selling CBD you can know it's not from me because:
- My server security is set up so that nobody else can send to this list through the approved Cybersalt server. If you look at the headers of your email you will see it does not come from Cybersalt.
- Due to the pandemic, my supply of CBD Oil has been cut off.

Finally, you may have noticed that today is issue #4538 while Sunday's issue was #4536. It turns out I accidentally repeated issue numbers back in, get this, November! I repeated #4503 on November 17 and 21. So some day if you are playing trivial pursuit the answer is "4537."

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years.

The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word were, "too cold."

The next seven years passed and he was taken back into the small room. This time his 2 words were, "bad food."

The next seven years passed he was taken back into the small room. This time his 2 words were, "I quit."

"Good," his supervisor said. "All you have done is complain."

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1464

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they have announced they will be making their second batch later this week ...

Today's Clean Pun

Fruit Sharing Math

How do you share 355 cherries among 113 people?

Make cherry pi.

(355/113 = 3.14)

Today's Quote

Quote #1902

When life is not a bed of roses, remember who wore the thorns.

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Patience, Children

A friend was driving with her two children in the car. Her 7 year old son kept asking the traditional question, "How much longer?"

The Mom told him it was not much farther but he kept fussing. Finally, the tiny voice of her 5 year old daughter floated forward with great wisdom.

She said, "The road is short but the way is long."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.