A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.
Issue #4529
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Well, isn't this an interesting time we are all living in! While I certainly have my own thoughts and feelings about current events, I want to share with you a wonderful email my pastor wrote last week. You can ignore the part about the time change, but the rest is a really good word for all of us who are followers of Jesus.
mailchi.mp/35e8de30a78f/covid-19-and-a-time-change
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50."
*"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."
*"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished."
*"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach pump."
Meandering to a different drummer.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
"I walk down memory lane because I love running into you."
- unknown
Today's Illustration
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.
"I'll tell you why," said Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register."
"Well," interrupted the dealer, "didn't you receive them yet?"
"Oh, we received them all right," replied Deacon Brown.
"However, you sent us some golf pencils...each stamped with the words, 'Play Golf Next Sunday'."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Meandering to a different drummer.
*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50."
*"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."
*"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished."
*"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach pump."
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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