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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Behavior Modification
One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.
When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you dressed like that?" I asked her.
"I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting school. So now I've come to spend the day with him!"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1490
If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
Today's Clean Pun
Family Trim
A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will.
At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."
Today's Quote
Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ."
- C. S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Encouraging the Sick
Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers."
"Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," the ailing woman said. "I can do my own praying."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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