Clocks are supposed to go back Sunday, but the store I bought ours from has a "no return" policy!
A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist.
When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups.
The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face.
"What'd you do that for?" the man asked.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
"No," the man replied, "but I'd bet that my wife out in the car still does!"
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Sunday greetings everyone!
The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can take it by clicking here.
This week's video share is a blast from my past - well, actually it's a wreck from my past.
I used to race at the local speedway where my nickname was the Pastor of Disaster. I raced in a couple of different classes, but my favourite was hit to pass demo trucks. In that class you aren't allowed to pass the truck in front of you without making some kind of "contact" with it. The "contact" can be bumping, spinning, flipping or a combination and while you are doing that to pass, the guy behind you has the same rule to pass you.
This video is of a big wreck I was involved in back in 2002. I'm driving the #61, blue, Ford f150 and yes, that's my rear end in the air when I hit the wall! You can watch it at this link.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
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"A man who is born again is careful of his own soul.
He tries not only to avoid sin - but also to avoid everything which may lead to it.
He is careful about the company he keeps.
He know that "bad company corrupts good morals" and that evil is more contagious than good, just as disease is more infectious than health.
He is careful about the use of his time; his chief desire is to spend it profitably.
He desires to live like a soldier in an enemy country - to wear his armor continually and to be prepared for temptation.
He is diligent to be a watchful, humble, prayerful man."
- J. C. Ryle
A group of friends who prided themselves on their intelligence set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn asked a question, and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out. If no one could answer, the questioner himself had to answer, and if he was wrong, he dropped out. Each dropout had to put $5 into the pot.
Eventually the matter boiled down to Thompson and Brown, and the erudition of each one boiled up so that both were held even for half an hour.
Finally Thompson said, "How does a gopher dig a hole without leaving a mound of sand at the lip?"
Brown thought about that and said, "I can't answer that. However, since it's your question, you had better answer it."
Thompson said coolly, as he reached for the accumulated pile of bills. "Easy. The gopher starts at the bottom of the hole and that's where he leaves the sand."
"Hold on," said Brown heatedly, grasping Thompson's wrist to prevent him from taking the pot. "How does the gopher get to the bottom of the hole in the first place?"
"That's YOUR question," said Thompson as he took the money.
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Sunday greetings everyone!
The link to last week's video share was not totally obvious, so if you missed taking a flyby of Jupiter you can take it by clicking here.
This week's video share is a blast from my past - well, actually it's a wreck from my past.
I used to race at the local speedway where my nickname was the Pastor of Disaster. I raced in a couple of different classes, but my favourite was hit to pass demo trucks. In that class you aren't allowed to pass the truck in front of you without making some kind of "contact" with it. The "contact" can be bumping, spinning, flipping or a combination and while you are doing that to pass, the guy behind you has the same rule to pass you.
This video is of a big wreck I was involved in back in 2002. I'm driving the #61, blue, Ford f150 and yes, that's my rear end in the air when I hit the wall! You can watch it at this link.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns
All our emergencies are normal.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
