A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
"I forgot most of what I came to the store to buy," Tom said listlessly.
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama?
Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
During this time of exclusive lockdown, I and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage have grown accustomed to silence.
When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 