Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"
Engagement ring: aka a Kneel Diamond.
I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.
Cowboy: Could you help me round up my eighteen cows?
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!
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