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Sunday greetings everyone.

Thank you so much for all of the messages of sympathy, condolence, and encouragement after the passing of my sister, Melissa. Susan and I appreciate all of your spoken and unspoken kindness and care.

Today's video share is a pretty amazing account of bringing back a Holy Land tree from extinction.

Click here to Watch "Extinct tree from the time of Jesus rises from the dead in Israel."

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle.

We asked one of the standard questions, "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"

"Yes, it has a kickstand."

"One thing I have learned from marriage is that my wife and I excel at misunderstanding. Clearly there is only one way to understand what I just said, right? I mean, what other way could there possibly be?"

- an American pastor

How to Get Rid of Your Preacher:

- Look him straight in the eye and say 'Amen' once in a while. He'll preach himself to death within a few weeks.

- Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. He'll work himself to death.

- Start paying him a living wage. He's probably been on starvation wages for so long he'll eat himself to death.

- Rededicate your own life and ask the preacher to give you a job to do. He'll probably die of heart failure.

- Get the congregation to unite in prayer for the pastor. He'll become so effective some larger church will soon take him off your hands.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

I don’t think I’ve learned very much during my life. I just bounce from day to day and take what comes.

The one thing I did learn as I look back is, for the most part, I didn’t do it my way.

Remember Frank Sinatra and his song, “I Did It My Way?” I would have liked to ask him, how’s that been working for you?

Whenever we do everything our way, there is a consequence.

You know what they say that for every action, there is a consequence. By the time the consequence hits you in the face, it’s too late to make any changes.

When I ever did something “my way,” it never really worked out.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle.

We asked one of the standard questions, "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"

"Yes, it has a kickstand."