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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said.  "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity!  That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had!  But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.

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Sunday Greetings everyone.

I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This week I was telling him about a bunch of ongoing stretching and personal growth things going in my life right now when I heard myself say something that really inspired me: "Whatever God is doing, He is doing it."

We may not always understand things we are going through, but keep trusting in Jesus because He promised to never leave us or forsake us. Whatever He is doing, He'll get it done!

Today's video share is a great example of how sometimes being quiet is the best way to support someone!
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~ Pastor Tim

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move.

"It's no use." Robbie said, "She's crawling good now and she'd probably just follow us."

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.

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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.

As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, "They've lost the plot!"

~Tommy Parker

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others."

- Timothy Keller

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, he didn't bother to ask anymore.

Some months later, his dad said they were going to see Mom in the hospital and he was going to get a big surprise. When they got to the room, the little boy saw his mother holding two babies.

"Well, what do you think about having twin brothers?" his dad asked.

The little boy thought for a moment and replied, "It's a good thing I stopped praying when I did."

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf.

When first married, I did go grocery shopping once but have never since been asked to do it again. I don’t want to know the reason; I will just accept the situation.

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is a different story, and is why I call her the BOGO Queen. She has earned this title a thousand times.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.