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Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time.  Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend.  As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she picks up the attractive bowl on the mantle.

When Stacey returns with her mother, her friend is staring curiously into the bowl. 

"Oh, those are my father's ashes," Stacey informs her new friend.  However, this startles her so that she drops the bowl with a  gasp! -- ashes and broken bowl scattering all around.

"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse."

- Richard Lederer

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Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome to April.

Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spotted a Grandma Cybersalt out mowing the lawn!

Our world is divided with so many people yelling at each other from their different ideologies, surrounded and reinforced by the shared opinions of others isolated in the same silos of thought. Today's video share is a great example of what can happen when one side shows love, kindness, and encouragement to other - even when the other is a sworn enemy!
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~ Pastor Tim

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.  Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. 

"I have a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great.  Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!"

"If Spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the miraculous change."

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God.

I said, "Sure, what would you like to know?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past.

When I was growing up, spankings were normal. And, for someone like me, those spankings were quite regular. Today my father would be arrested for all the spankings he gave me while I was growing up. At that time, something was wrong if you didn’t get a spanking.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!