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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac!
Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun little chicken video which fits our Thursday theme very well! (Click here to watch)
Grandma Cybersalt and I are very much progressing in our recovery. Today I think I was as equally tired from staying up late catching up on work last night as I was from recovering from COVID! Why, in no time I'll be back to my normal tired, lol - though I am working on fixing that too!
Today's video share is of a fun competition to built structures that are earthquake resistant. Here's hoping the building you live in was not designed by most of these students!
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~ Pastor Tim
Think of a Number
Think of a number.
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
One-Liner #1660
When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
By Cupid
For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar?
A buck tooth.
Quote #2096
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be."
- Steve Martin
Romance
One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought she was.
The more he wrote, the more poetic he became. Finally, he said that in order to be with her he would suffer the greatest difficulties, he would face the greatest dangers that anyone could imagine. In fact, to spend only one minute with her, he would climb the highest mountain in the world. He would swim across the widest river. He would enter the deepest forest and with his bare hands fight against the fiercest animals.
He finished the letter, signed his name, and then suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to mention something quite important. So he added:
P.S. I will be over to see you Wednesday night as long as it doesn't rain.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar?
Think of a number.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 