I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.
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Sunday Greetings everyone.
In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place. All together I have been 4 times with no relief, which is surprising because he is usually very successful at treating the aches I bring him.
I wasn't sure how I hurt myself. There are so many possibilities now that I have reached the age where I can hurt myself "sleeping wrong." But, a couple of days ago, while pondering going for a walk to see if that would help my back, I remembered I fell on a hill while taking a shortcut on the last walk I had taken. I slipped on some loose dirt coming down a hill in a construction site, fell backwards and slid for a bit on my back. Then it dawned on me that that's how I must have hurt my back and that I had probably bruised some ribs! Dr. Google tells me I should feel better in 4-6 weeks.
Thankfully, it mostly only hurts when I stand and I am still able to sleep fairly comfortably at night. Knowing the cause of the pain has made it somewhat more bearable. So has having an idea of the time frame for when I will be better. It's a reminder to me that when I am out and about, I must remember to take care of the slowly aging man who accompanies me everywhere, lol.
Today's video share is of a race that has a lot of competitors, but it is also a race that nobody can really win because it will never be over until the Prince of Peace rules them all.
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Here is the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You chew on other people's fingernails.
* You answer the door, before people knock.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks - and you don't even work there.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
* You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot."
"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse."
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And no, they didn't e-mail them to me...
~ I am only one, but I'm still someone.
~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something.
~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right to do nothing.
~ Remember when you talk you only repeat what you already know, but if you listen you may learn something.
~ Let us pray not for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs.
~ Start each day with a fresh beginning as if this whole world was made anew.
~ We are known by our actual deeds and not by what we boast we can do.
~ A person who lives for himself never knows the real joys of life.
~ Never be afraid to do what is right, even if all the others are doing what is wrong.
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing is certain; something has changed.
A lot of things are very aggravating in my life. When I think I got them all lined up, I find something more aggravating than all of them put together. I guess that’s just the way life is and there is nothing I can do about that.
One of the most aggravating things in my life is the mirror in my bathroom.
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We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You chew on other people's fingernails.
* You answer the door, before people knock.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot."
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