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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I was having one of the best sleeps I have had in a while last night when I was awoken at 1:55am by the front doorbell being rung three times in quick succession. I slowly got out of bed and looked outside to see if there was a police car in the driveway delivering some bad news.
Instead I saw no one - that is until I checked our security camera and discovered someone had played "nicky nicky nine doors" on the front step of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Kid will be kids, though phone pranks were more my style back in the day!
Today's video share is the security footage of the contestant running away. I wish he/she had tripped and fallen on the turn, just to make it more fun, lol!
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~ Pastor Tim
Ashes
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she picks up the attractive bowl on the mantle.
When Stacey returns with her mother, her friend is staring curiously into the bowl.
"Oh, those are my father's ashes," Stacey informs her new friend. However, this startles her so that she drops the bowl with a gasp! -- ashes and broken bowl scattering all around.
After turning three shades of red she stammers out, "Oh, no... I'm, oh!... I, can't... didn't mean to.."
"It's OK dear," the mother says. "The bowl was just from Wal-Mart."
The new friend catches her breath enough to say, "But... but your husband's ashes..."
"Well," the mother says, "looks like he'll just have to get off his lazy butt and get the ashtray from the kitchen from now on!"
One-Liner #1647
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
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Refugees and
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How Low Down Low
"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse."
- Richard Lederer
Quote #2084
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
- Margaret Atwood
Charity Begins at Home
A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father of the family is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"
They sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she picks up the attractive bowl on the mantle.
"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse."
Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spotted a Grandma Cybersalt out mowing the lawn!
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. 
I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!
"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!"
"If Spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the miraculous change."
I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God.
Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 