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We had two of our grandkids staying with us last weekend. Both of them left us with wonderful memories, and one of them left me with his cold/flu/fever. And from that you can pretty much imagine how the week has gone at Cybersalt World Headquarters.
Thankfully Grandma Cybersalt was spared being sick, and just to be safe has adopted the same approach pretty girls had towards me in high school - stay away from Tim and wash your hands regularly!
Today's video share is the online Good Friday service we will be watching tomorrow. Now here's the deal, the link to the live stream is not yet active, so hang in there until 10:00am West Coast time in North America. That's UTC17:00. A blessed Good Friday to you all!
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~ Pastor Tim
Upset Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Awe, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the neighbour said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
One-Liner #1649
My spouse says I have two faults; I don't listen and ... something else.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Neck and Neck
"Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie."
Quote #2086
"Unless there is Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday."
- Fulton J. Sheen
God's Leading
Nearing the parish church during his daily walk, a young man saw that some shrubbery was on fire. He banged on the rectory door and told the woman who opened it she'd better call the fire department.
She ran to the phone, and he heard her place the call. She identified herself, gave the location, and explained the situation.
"You mean to tell me," said the emergency dispatcher, "that there's a burning bush on the church lawn, and you want us to put it out?!?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I had been walking for miles after my car broke down coming back from a hectic day of exhausting meetings hours out of town.
My spouse says I have two faults; I don't listen and ... something else.
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 