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Sunday greetings, everyone.
I am lining this mailing up late on Saturday night after returning from a full evening of racing on the last ever race night at our local speedway. Me, my son-in-law, Josh and 3 of my young grandchildren had a memorable evening - both for the racing and also what it's like to take 3 children to the races for 7 hours, lol.
And that is why the news is very brief today!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Prayer Positions
Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister.
"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
One-Liner #1684
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Silent Point
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
Quote #2121
"When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future."
- Queen Elizabeth II
Death, Going Home
My friend was a Software Engineer for a major defense company.
Well, he left to work at Paradigm Games and like many people there, let his hair and beard grow.
He told me the other day that his grandma has been ill in the hospital and he flew home to see her for the first time since abandoning the corporate look. He got to the hospital just a few minutes before the end of visiting hours and she was already asleep.
When she woke up to see this bearded man with hair down to his shoulders standing silhouetted in the light of the door, you can imagine what she thought.
Apparently, she was pretty disappointed that it was her grandson and not Jesus.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bottom of the staircase and scream his name. Now all I had to do was flick the basement light off and on, and he was here.
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
Locomotive: A crazy reason for doing something.
"Perhaps we make too much of what is wrong and too little of what is right. The trouble with gloom is that it feeds upon itself and depression causes more depression."
Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run into each other on the street.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 