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Sunday greetings, everyone.
I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet a client from the UK who had travelled to attend a memorial service for a relative. I also got to spend time with a very good friend who lives over there as well.
The ferry I took back to Vancouver Island left shortly after sunset on what was easily the nicest day of the year so far! We even saw whales as we transited the straight.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Strangest Dream
"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist.
"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream."
The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding:
"A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"
One-Liner #1661
It takes alot of balls to golf the way I do!
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Erasable
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Quote #2098
"Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice. Choose well."
- Ann Voskamp
Loving Your Neighbour
Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin pie as a gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. In fact, it was so inedible that my grandmother had to throw it away.
Ever gracious and tactful, my grandmother still felt obliged to send the neighbors a note. It read,
"Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something like that doesn't last very long in our house."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
It takes alot of balls to golf the way I do!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist.
Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun little chicken video which fits our Thursday theme very well! (
Think of a number.
When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar?
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be."
One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought she was.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 