Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?
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It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. I'm not complaining because those are all things to be thankful for. Plus, this Saturday is our son's birthday and he and his family are coming for the day and to stay over night and they are expecting their third child later this month, so our daily routine is definitely going to be getting interrupted!
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~ Pastor Tim
A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors.
"They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!"
His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't you complain?"
"No, it didn't disturb me. I was practicing my trumpet."
Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
We ask, "Who deserves it?"
Jesus asks, "Who needs it?"
- Unknown
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100.
Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
What makes life 100??
Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 26.
THEN:
H A R D W O R K (8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11) = 98 Only
K N O W L E D G E (11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5) = 96 Only
BUT:
A T T I T U D E (1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5) = 100
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
One day last week, I was up early working in my office as I normally do. I happened to pause what I was doing for a moment and smelled this wonderful aroma.
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In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport.
When the doors closed and the plane was about to take off, all the professors were informed that the plane had been made by their students. All the professors rushed toward the plane doors, trying to escape and survive - with the exception of one professor who remain seated with a look of confidence and calmness.
Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.
A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors.
"They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!"
His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't you complain?"
"No, it didn't disturb me. I was practicing my trumpet."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
