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Cybersalt's online support voicemail is handled by Skype and the wonderful program SkyLook.

Skylook marries Skype and Microsoft Outlook - providing an answering machine for Skype AND the opportunity to record online meetings and conversations in MP3 format.

You don't need Microsoft Outlook or Skylook to leave a message on the Cybersalt Voicemail, but you do need to use Skype.  However, don't despair as Skype is totally free, user friendly software that you can use for computer to computer calls over the net. AND, if you want to use it to call land-line phones from your computer, you can buy a phone card for that too (the rates are great). Remember, computer to computer calls (like your call to the Cybersalt Voicemail) are always free.  You can download Skype by clicking on the banner below.

One more note about the Cybersalt Voicemail - if your need is urgent, it is better to drop us an e-mail as that get's quicker attention than voicemail.  But please do leave a voicemail with any questions or feedback you have about any of the Cybersalt sites or just feel free to just say "Hi" if you like.

BTW, your message may be included on one of the Cybersalt Sites for educational, inspirational, or entertainment purposes - so please make sure you are dressed well when you leave your message.

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.

Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.

2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Moes's Towing Company.

3.  The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

4.  The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy opening.

5.  The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.

6.  You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

7.  As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves you in.

8.  When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway.  As you go by, it silently falls in behind you.

9.  The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "Me Again."