Entertainment

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait."

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she measures only 5 feet, 5 inches.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender, and now I'm short and fat!"

Cybersalt's online support voicemail is handled by Skype and the wonderful program SkyLook.

Skylook marries Skype and Microsoft Outlook - providing an answering machine for Skype AND the opportunity to record online meetings and conversations in MP3 format.

You don't need Microsoft Outlook or Skylook to leave a message on the Cybersalt Voicemail, but you do need to use Skype.  However, don't despair as Skype is totally free, user friendly software that you can use for computer to computer calls over the net. AND, if you want to use it to call land-line phones from your computer, you can buy a phone card for that too (the rates are great). Remember, computer to computer calls (like your call to the Cybersalt Voicemail) are always free.  You can download Skype by clicking on the banner below.

One more note about the Cybersalt Voicemail - if your need is urgent, it is better to drop us an e-mail as that get's quicker attention than voicemail.  But please do leave a voicemail with any questions or feedback you have about any of the Cybersalt sites or just feel free to just say "Hi" if you like.

BTW, your message may be included on one of the Cybersalt Sites for educational, inspirational, or entertainment purposes - so please make sure you are dressed well when you leave your message.