Remember that look you would get whenever whoever raised you saw you misbehave in a crowded room? You know, the hairy eyeball! It may have looked like the eyes below.
Have some fun watching them catch their lashes and see what happens when you poke them with a good click. Don't spend to much time doing this at work or you may end up looking for a new job.
I have not always had the best balance. This wasn't a problem when I was young because everyone expects you to fall when your age is in the single digits. But now that I am in my 5th decade . . . well let's just say I'm glad to have a good health plan and people to help pick me up. When it comes to getting older, as they say, it takes two to tango.
Apparently, as you will see below, it takes three to dance on an elastic band.
Take some time to have fun with this one. Try clicking on and moving the various characters and seeing the different effects you can achive with the poor girl on the wire. You can even slingshot her into the air!
Do you remember those ink blot sheets the district school nurse always showed you when you were suspended from school for being so disruptive in class? No? Maybe that was just me - but then I digress.
Here's a way to have fun making your own fun ink blots and seeing what you see. If you keep seeing power tools from Home Depot or Rona you may have home improvements on the mind. If all you see are animals out in the wild, then maybe you should take an exotic vacation to Africa or South America. If you see both power tools and wild animals - you might like to spend some time talking with the district nurse.
To start, just drag your mouse down a bit and blot away!
An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense.
"Well yes I bought this new hearing aid, dear." his wife replied.
"How much did it cost, dear?," he asked.
"Four thousand dollars," she said.
"Four thousand dollars! Why would you have to pay so much for a hearing aid?", he exclaimed.
"It's a wonderful hearing aid. Why I can hear everything around me. I can make out everything that people are saying around me even from the other side of the room."
"Really? What kind is it?"
"It's five-thirty," she said checking her watch. "Why?"
Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger man seem more mature.
"How would a haircut make a middle-aged man like me appear?" I asked.
"Still employed," he answered.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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