The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Happy 19th birthday Esther Bunny! In 365 days Mrs. Cybersalt and I won't have any teenagers left in the house - wow!
There is a new page on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Mellow Yellow Bird" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mellow-yellow-bird
A friend of mine, Rob Turner, finds some pretty interesting things from time to time and posts them on his site. He showed me some pretty funny Apple humor the other day and I thought you might enjoy it. Why not head on over to his site and check out:
http://www.robertjturner.com/future-apple-predictions/
On Sundays I usually update you on my messages that have been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. However, I doubt many will be interested in a Palm Sunday message on Easter Sunday, so I'll update you now. You can listen to "Cries at the Parade" at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/cries-at-the-parade
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Important Political Decisions"
As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.
I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with important decisions that affect so many citizens.
It was then that I spied, sitting on one representative's desk, a Magic 8-Ball.
Today's CleanPun
"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square!"
Today's One Liner
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
Today's CleanQuote
"Forgiveness: The only time you should ever have a chip on your shoulder is when you tried to dump the entire bag into your mouth."
Today's Illustration - "Teacher Parents"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied it up.
"You call THAT a made bed?" I asked.
No Dad," Maggie replied. "It's just a rough draft."
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
Pat pigeon's episodes of feeling mellow
were brief, but very frequent.
As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.
I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with important decisions that affect so many citizens.
It was then that I spied, sitting on one representative's desk, a Magic 8-Ball.
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It is rumored that I was late for church on Sunday:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/late-for-church
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Youngest in School"
A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.
A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't believe he was already in first grade and asked what his mother did all day now that the three boys were in school.
"Cartwheels," Gregory answered.
You can rate this joke at:
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Today's CleanPun
"Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot."
Today's One Liner
"I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top."
Today's CleanQuote
"Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost."
Today's Illustration - "Public Decency"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.
As soon as they were out of sight, he picked the lock on their car door, put the garbage back inside and relocked their car.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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