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Sunday greetings, everyone!
I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month military reserves course) and our 6 grandchildren. We all sat down at the same table (two tables put end to end) and enjoyed Kentucky Fried Chicken and Dairy Queen ice cream cake (I hope to make it to 59!)
Today's video share is fun look at some fails that have happened in church services!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Chicken Cannon
TRUE STORY!!!!
It Does Take a Rocket Scientist
Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl and to test the strength of the windshields in collisions at maximum velocity.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Appropriate intergovernmental arrangements were made and the gun was shipped to England.
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But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chickens hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.
Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and asked the U.S. scientists for suggestions.
NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the chicken!"
One-Liner #1783
Deep thought of the day:
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
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Bible Pun 1
A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face.
"I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us."
"Why not?" asked his astonished mother.
"Because," said the little boy, "that Bible is always talking about St. Paul, and it never once mentions Minneapolis."
Quote #2218
If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any.
- Unknown
Good Samaritans
Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man.
"Help me!" he said weakly. "I've been mugged and viciously beaten!"
The two social workers stared at him for a moment then walked back out of the alley.
One turned to the other and said, "You know, the person who did that really could use some help!"
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Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly
Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow.
I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She was born cute, and I'm not sure what part of the family she got that from.
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Deep thought of the day:
TRUE STORY!!!!
A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face.
Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples.
"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you."
+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 