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While our new house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen, politely calling their attention to mistakes or oversights.
Two weeks before we were to move in, the floors still were not finished, the bathrooms not tiled, nor were necessary fixtures installed. I was sure that the work would never be completed in time. However, on moving day, we found that the house was ready to receive us.
Curious as to how this miracle had been accomplished, I went and checked where my husband always left his notes for the workmen. Posted prominently on the living room wall was my husband's last note:
"After September 15, all work will be supervised by 5 children."
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Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.
One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
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"Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?"
"Certainly," replied the applicant.
"It means I don't get the job."
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Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would like to play a game.
"I'll ask you a question," the scholar explained, "and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50."
When the man agreed to play, the scholar asked, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Flummoxed, the man handed him $5. "Ha!" said the scholar. "It's 238,857 miles. Now it's your turn."
The man was silent for a few moments. Then he asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Puzzled, the scholar racked his brains for an hour--but to no avail. Finally he took out his wallet and handed over $50. "Okay, okay, what is the answer?" the scholar asked.
The man said, "I don't know," pulled out a $5 bill, handed it to the scholar, and went back to sleep.
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If you hate housework - you'll quickly grow to hate this game.
You are allowed to play it if you have a Hoover vacuum at home. Ok, you can play if you have a Filter Queen, Sears Electrolux, or even one of those Dison vacuums. I bet even a Dirt Devil owner can play. Whatever brand of vacuum cleaner you own, you are allowed to play.
I wonder if they will ever bring this game out for Swiffer owners?
Sorry! Hoover removed their vacuuming game.
If I find it again I will put it back here.
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