The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse, which the buyer converted into a tavern.
One day an elderly man was walking by the place with his granddaughter. The old man pointed to the building and said, "That's where I used to go to school."
"Really?" asked the girl. "Who was the bartender then?"
My son recently bought Guitar Hero for his Xbox360. Besides providing one more opporutunity to remember my first childhood guitar lesson on an accordian, his video game purchase has me once again admiring people who can play the guitar well. The guys in this video are not only examples of great guitar players, they are also examples of sharing as they play "Jerry's Breakdown" composed by Jerry Reed for two guitars. Anyone who can play like this deserves to be my Guitar Hero.
A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"
After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Jones?"
The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel like this."
Sometimes it's hilarious when little kids are trying to be totally serious. Take for instance this video where a brother mistakes spit for blood and tries to alert his dad.
A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:
"In memory of my father: gone to join his appendix, his tonsils, his olfactory nerve, a kidney, an eardrum, and a leg prematurely removed by an intern who needed the experience."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
