A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out of his wheelchair, when I noticed the man had a tattoo on his knee.
"What's that?" I asked, unable to make out the design.
"It's a banjo," he said sheepishly. "I'm from Alabama."
Admittedly, the objects in this game don't look too much like bubbles and they don't sound like them when they pop either. That's too bad because there is something satisfying about the sound of bubbles popping. Isn't that why people like popping bubble wrap - both in the real world and online?
If it was just making any old noise that thrilled people, you would find people just sitting there crinkling packing paper, rustling cardboard boxes, or affixing masking tape to their hair and screaming as they rip it off. But I digress.
Enjoy shooting these bubbles - especially if you like the sounds of lasers!
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I've already told you about my first guitar lesson (on an accordian), so now let me tell you about my piano lesson.
A long time ago, in a land far away, I met and fell in love with a beautiful maiden - a piano teaching maiden to be exact. As we grew closer I told here I thought it would be fun for her to teach me to play the piano, and so my first lesson began. Things were going not too badly until she told me my arms were too tense. So I tried to relax them. Again, "Relax your arms,"she said while tapping them gently. I tried again. "Relax your arms." I tried again. "Relax your arms." I tried again and again and again until I was so tense trying to relax my arms I turned to the dear girl and explained that perhaps it would be better for us if I didn't learn the piano from her.
Twenty-two years later, we are still together and I still can't play the piano - though I am proud to say that I can play better than this cat.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
