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My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson.  I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian Reservation.  I work as a bus driver for the Lapwai School District.  One of our bus drivers had an experience with driving a kindergartener.

He was taking the 5 year olds home for the first time and he wasn't sure where everyone lived.  He ask this little girl if she knew where she lived. 

She said, "This bus knows where I live".

He said, "How does it know where you live?" 

The little girl said, "Look up there," pointing to the dash board, "there is a little green light that will start blinking at my house."

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In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.

As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child;

"You know, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again."

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This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night.  That was a mistake, because the gravediggers had just opened a new site, in preparations for a funeral early the next morning.

The unfortunate man took a headlong plunge into the deep pit.  It began to rain, and the sides became slippery, besides being deep.  Try as he may (and he did again and again) he could not climb out.  Finally he resigned himself to wait for the caretakers the next morning, and he settled into a corner.

Just before dawn another man, who had been "out on the town" all night and who was definitely inebriated, stumbled into the same grave.  He yelped and started trying his best to get back topside. 

After a few attempts, this deep voice from the corner said, "It's no use.  You can't get out!"

But he did...

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The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight.  The voice over the loudspeaker had just announced that the aircraft had reached its cruising altitude and that the passengers were free to unfasten their seatbelts and move about the cabin.  Then the voice continued.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to announce that you are flying on the maiden voyage of one of our brand new fully- automated jetliners.  These new jetliners are the pride of our fleet and have no need for pilot, co-pilot or navigator.  All human error has been eliminated.  You needn't be alarmed, as everything from the cabin pressure to the speed and altitude is completely controlled by our computer.  We're excited about the world's first fully-automated airplane, and we hope you are, too.  So just sit back and relax, and remember, nothing can go wrong...  nothing can go wrong...  nothing can go wrong...  nothing can go wrong..."

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For years they've been telling us to not spread viruses.  Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, and whatever you do, don't let the dog lick your face.

I've figured out the reason for this zealousness - spreading viruses can be alot of fun!  Take this game for example.  It's probably not supported by the Center for Disease Control, and I'm sure it's not supported by the center for fun control, but it earns the Cybersalt stamp of approval.


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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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