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Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.

She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview.

Finally she received a message from a prospective employer that explained the reason she hadn't heard from anyone else.

It read: "Your resume was not attached as stated. I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The woman behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."

The woman says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.

Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.

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Sunday greetings, everyone!

The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days around Cybersalt World Headquarters. The forecast is calling for 7 days of rain with temperatures between 5 and 7 degrees Celsius - and I don't mind that at all!

Today's video share is actually a link to an entire channel that helps people find out if their online relationships are actually with scammers. These pretenders keep asking for money and promising to meet in person, only to always have an excuse. The reason I share it is because it's important to get the word out that there are people taking advantage of others online by pretending to like/love them.

And fair warning: some of the things discussed in these videos and some of the thumbnails on this channel aren't things I would usually have on my site or in this newsletter. But, again, I think it is important to spread knowledge of this terrible scourge preying on lonely and hurting people.
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run.

After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.

"Everything's fine, folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items."

People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.

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From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."

"Shame dies when stories are told in safe places."

- Ann Voskamp

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.

The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"

"No, I'm just waiting."

"Waiting for what?"

"Waiting to hear what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Whenever things go better than you can imagine, it is always a red flag to pay attention because something is wrong. I don’t always catch it, and I have paid the price.

One day this past week, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and our daughters and granddaughters planned a girl’s day. I always enjoy that day because I am left on my own, which doesn’t happen often.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.