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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tuesday! I have already bought Susan her birthday gift. I know it's way better than what I got her for 40 (heated socks that ran on D-cell batteries) but I'm not sure it tops the electric keyboard I got her at 50. Tune in on next Chicken Thursday to find out!
Today's video share is an interesting look at how recovering gold and other metals from electronics is becoming more and more environmentally friendly and profitable through the use of bacteria!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Wittle Wabbits
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby? Or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet little voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally cares."
One-Liner #1804
I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Atheists
An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #2239
"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free."
- unknown
Curiosity, Sinful Nature
A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity.
Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?"
Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Do I Need to Repeat That?
Of all the holidays during the year that I like, my birthday is at the bottom of the list. Now that I'm at my current age, I prefer not to be reminded that I'm getting older. All a birthday does for me is tell me I'm just getting older. Who wants to be reminded of that?
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.
A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 