It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's 14 in total! It surprises me that our family size has grown to that - no wonder the planet is warming. I've got a professional photographer friend lined up to take pictures so I don't have to stress herding the Davis clan into position, and of course I will share the best picture in a future episode.
Today's video share is an excerpt from an interview with Alexei Navalny. I am inspired by this man who laughed after saying what he wanted others to remember if he was killed for his principles. I want to be that sold-out for Jesus, after all Jesus was that sold-out to save me!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said.
Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answered and Tom said, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches.
They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it "mass transit."
"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness;
to an opponent, tolerance;
to a friend, your heart;
to your child, a good example;
to a father, deference;
to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you;
to yourself, respect;
to all others, charity."
- Benjamin Franklin
The following words were written on the tomb of an Anglican bishop in the crypts of Westminster Abbey:
When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As I grew older and wiser, I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country.
But it too seemed immovable.
As I grew into my twilight years, in one last desperate attempt, I settled for changing only family, those closest to me, but alas, they would have none of it.
And now as I lay on my deathbed, I suddenly realize if I had only changed myself first, then by example I would have changed my family.
From their inspiration and encouragement, I would then have been able to better my country and, who knows, I may have even changed the world.
~ Author Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Lately, I've been very tired, which has nothing at all to do with my age. Rather, it has everything to do with all these spam calls I get every day.
It seems most spam calls come during lunchtime when I’m eating. How dare they?
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My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.
Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches.
They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it "mass transit."
Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said.
Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answered and Tom said, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
