Driscoll Middle School pulls off a great trick play in a football game. Apparently it ended in a 6-6 tie but I think it is obvious who won the mental victory.
While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check and proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be unable to cash his check.
"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.
"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer indicates that you do not have sufficient funds to cover this amount. As a matter of fact," she continued, "our records show your account overdrawn in excess of $5000."
"It can't be!" he cried. "You have to be kidding!"
"Yes, I am," she answered with a smile, counting out his cash. "But you will notice that your hiccups are gone."
You know you're a retiree-to-be when...
1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall with, "Oh! Stop smiling!"
2. You get up to the checkout counter at Borders, and you realize you're buying books you won't need next year.
3. Your file cabinets are getting lighter, and your circular file is getting heavier.
4. You find yourself saying, "Yes!" whenever an administrator or union officer asks you to be on a committee next year.
5. The custodian has complained to the principal that the trash he removes daily from your room is 10 to 20 times greater than any other room in the building - including the cafeteria.
6. You get in line at the copy machine, and realize you don't have anything to copy.
7. The teachers in the grade below you complain about how horrible their kids are, and you just smile.
8. The principal comes in for the final observation of the year, and you throw a party for your class with lots of snacks, games, and a visit from Frankie the clown.
9. You constantly find other teachers in your room measuring bookcases.
10. You respond to every new initiative with, "Been there! Done that!"
11. When the parent, who has complained about every teacher her kid has ever had, comes up to you and says, "My son is hoping to get you next year," you just smile!
12. On your way to the parking lot, you look up at the sky, and see 3 or 4 recent college graduates circling overhead.
13. Other staff members complain that they can't get into the rest room because you're always in there, laughing hysterically.
14. Behind you, as you're driving out of the parking lot, you hear the faint ringing of the dismissal bell.
15. Your final comments on the June report card are, "Bye!"
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