The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with their frustrated customers.
One day a sweet elderly lady who came to the drive-in every week pulled up to the window, leaned out, and smacked the glass in front of the teller's face.
"I hope this is bulletproof," she yelled.
What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . . . somewhere. Our church is putting on a "Guess who's coming to dinner" event. We signed up to be guests and both of us have been told where to go (which usually only happens to me!) I am looking forward to spending some social time with some people I probably don't know very well yet. While some people would find that social aspect the biggest risk, for me it is the fact that I am a picky eater and hope I enjoy what is served. That's where the risk is for me!
Today's video share is of a ship that would test your faith to walk UNDER water!
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~ Pastor Tim
Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert.
When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back an saw hundreds of little lights swaying to the music. At first we thought people were holding up cigarette lighters. Then we realized that the lights were the reflections off all the eyeglasses in the audience.
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A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked.
He couldn't control his pupils.
"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else."
- George Carlin
This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others.
He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved the punishment for their wrong doing could be set free. Think about that, a man who was innocent willingly took the punishment for others. He died in their place.
All who accept his sacrifice will be set free. What kind of man would do that? Jesus Christ. Jesus died for you. He took the punishment you deserve. God loves you so much that He sent his one and only son, Jesus Christ to die in your place so that you may be forgiven for the wrong you have done and have everlasting life. (John 3:16).
The Bible says all people have sinned, we all need to ask God to forgive us. In order to take advantage of what Jesus has done for you, you must ask Him to forgive you for the wrong you have done. You must turn from sin, which is lying, stealing, getting drunk, gossip, etc.
You are going to stand in front of God someday and give an account of your life, you will be judged for your choices while here on earth. If you accept Jesus Christ, ask Him to forgive you for all your sins and turn from them, you can spend eternity in heaven with Him. If you continue to sin and reject Jesus and the sacrifice He made for you, there will only be eternal punishment in hell awaiting you.
You now know the truth, you will have no excuse when you stand before God if you continue sinning and reject the truth. But that is not the plan God has for your life. The Bible says that God desires all people to be saved. He loves you and wants the best for you. Come to Him like you are; you will never be able to change yourself. If you have never asked Jesus to come into your life don't put it off, tomorrow may be too late. You will never regret your decision, in this life or the life to come. If you are ready to accept Jesus say this prayer.
Lord Jesus, I believe that you are the Son of God and you died in my place to pay for all the wrong that I have done. I know that I am a sinner and I have committed sins against you. I ask you to forgive me of those sins, come into my life, and to help me live the life that you desire of me. I thank you for dying on the cross and taking my place, paying the debt I could never pay.
If you just said that prayer and meant it, God has forgiven you. You now need to find a church that teaches the truth and start talking to God everyday. You will not regret your decision. Congratulations.
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Recently, illegitimate aliens of the worst kind have invaded our house illegally.
It came to a head just the other day when we were sitting down to lunch, and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had a lovely bowl of tomato soup. I forgot what I was eating because all the attention went to her bowl.
As I was eating my lunch, I glanced over at her bowl of tomato soup. The top of it was covered with little black dots of some sort. Looking at it, I asked her, “Oh, my dear, what kind of soup are you eating today?”
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Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert.
When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back an saw hundreds of little lights swaying to the music. At first we thought people were holding up cigarette lighters. Then we realized that the lights were the reflections off all the eyeglasses in the audience.
A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked.
He couldn't control his pupils.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
