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Sunday greetings, everyone!
I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is great progress toward my zero-inbox goal!
Today's video share is of a very unique train station where nobody gets off to stay!
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Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Quips to Ponder
If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog.
--Henny Youngman
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss things;
Little minds discuss people.
When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
--Steven Wright
A gentleman never insults someone unintentionally.
--Oscar Wilde
Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals.
--Malcolm Allison
I live by my principles, and one of my principles is flexibility.
--Br. Everett Dirksen
Only dead fish "go with the flow."
It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me. I need a majority.
--Adlai Stevenson
No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
--George Coote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams
A politician will always be there when he needs you.
--Ian Walsh
There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life.
--Thomas Huxley
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
--Ambrose Bierce
One-Liner #1842
Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on our birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.
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Refugees and
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Bird Brother
Said mother tern to baby, "as you have been so good, would you like a brother?"
Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern, deserves another."
Quote #2277
"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either."
- Louie Giglio
Life Changes
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Dancing in My Pajamas
After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just sucked the energy out of me and caused me a lot of coughing and sneezing.
I barely had enough energy to get out of bed, walk to the living room, and sit in my easy chair for my morning cup of coffee. I paused for a few moments to catch my breath after that strenuous trip.
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Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.
If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?"
A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. 
I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.
Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down.
The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't.
Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 