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Tater Puns

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Published: 28 July 2011

Sweet, Red, and Idaho are all favorite kinds of taters (potatoes). Here are some lesser known ones.

1. Some people are very bossy and like to tell everyone what to do, but of course they do not wish to soil their hands.

You might call that type "DICK TATERS."

2. Some people never seem to be motivated to participate. They are content to watch while others do things.

They are ''SPECK TATERS."

3. Some people never do anything to help, but they are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things. They might be called "

COMMENT TATERS."

4. Some people are always looking for ways to cause problems.

They look to others to agree with them. "AGGIE TATERS."

5. Then there are those who always say the will, but somehow never get around to doing anything.

They are "HEZZIE TATERS."

6. Some people put on a front and act like they are someone they are not.

They are "EMMA TATERS."

7. Still, there are those who live what they talk. They are always prepared to stop what they are doing to lend a hand. They bring real sunshine into others' lives.

You might call them "SWEET TATERS."

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Terrace Water

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Published: 28 July 2011

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked like a familiar face at the next table. Screwing up my courage, I asked, "Excuse me. Aren't you Marlin Fitzwater, the former White House press secretary?"

"Yes, I am," he acknowledged, and graciously interrupted his lunch to talk to us.

As we were leaving the restaurant, I remarked to the hostess, "Do you know you have Marlin Fitzwater on the terrace?"

"I'm not sure about that," she replied, "but we have Perrier and Evian at the bar."

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Three Little Piggies

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Published: 28 July 2011

Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their orders for drinks.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a glass of Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and a little later, the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and awhile later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want lots and lots of water!" exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?"

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'" replied the third little piggy.

Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Time Pun

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Published: 28 July 2011

clock 3When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

Last Updated: 31 October 2020
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Today's Market Activity

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Published: 28 July 2011

Helium was up.

Feathers were down.

Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market.

Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Light switches were off.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Diapers remain unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

The market for raisins dried up.

Dr Pepper fizzled.

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

Sun peaked at midday.

Balloon prices were inflated.

Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

Last Updated: 29 July 2011
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

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We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

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July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
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