I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed.
I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
This past Friday (January 3) was my mother-in-law's 100th birthday. OK, not really, because she passed away when she was 86. But we thought it would still be a nice thing to observe the day just the same, so some of her kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids got together to share a meal and just enjoy being family together.
Today's video share is one you will have to be patient watching. But when you get to the point of thinking "whaaaaaat?" you will know you've reached the reason why I wanted to share it - and then the rest is gravy!
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~ Pastor Tim
Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them.
"Are you afraid?" asks one to the other.
"Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?"
"Yes I do," says the scared man. "But what if God suddenly chooses right now to be good to the crocodiles?"
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
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What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
"Who are you if your story begins to change? Do not be so loyal to your suffering that your healing doesn't stand a chance."
- Unknown
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who was cutting his hair. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly, they touched the subject of God.
The barber said, "Look man, I don't believe that God exists!"
"Why do you say that?" asked the man. "Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children. If God existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of loving a God who permits all of these things."
The man thought for the moment, but he didn't want to respond so as to cause an argument.
The barber finished his job and the man went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with long hair and beard. It seemed that it had been a long time since he had his hair cut. He looked very untidy.
Then the first man again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist!"
"How can you say they don't exist?" asked the barber. "I am here and I just now cut your hair!"
"No!" the man exclaimed. "You don't exist because if you did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man walking by."
"But, I do exist, and that is what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the man. "That's the point. God does exist, and see what happens when so many people don't go to Him and do not look for Him? That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
This week, I had to do something I hadn't done before: go to the bank and deal with fraud in my checking account. Someone tried to write a check for $1800 from my account. Fortunately, I didn't have that much money in my account, and I was a little provoked by this incident. How dare they!
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them.
"Are you afraid?" asks one to the other.
"Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?"
"Yes I do," says the scared man. "But what if God suddenly chooses right now to be good to the crocodiles?"
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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