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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5022 - June 29, 2025

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

lake peigneur disasterThings are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to help out with the day to day running of the company. Susan has announced her retirement from the refugee sponsorship work she has done since 2015. She isn't going to be fully retired until 2029 because existing refugee sponsorship applications take 3-4 years to be processed, interviewed, and then supervised after those accepted for sponsorship actually arrive in Canada. But, with our denomination deciding not to replace her, she will no longer be submitting any new applications or recruiting sponsor groups - one of the biggest parts of her job.

Today's video share is a fascinating retelling of the Lake Peigneur Disaster. This would have been quite the event to see - from a distance!
Click Here to Watch

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 



Farewell Song

A young African woman wearing bright yellow sitting on a bench in a grassy space.There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself deeply moved by their hauntingly beautiful harmonies.

She wanted to always remember so she recorded this moment and would share it with friends when she arrived home. With tears flowing down her cheeks, she turned to her friend and asked, "Can you please tell me the translation of the words to this song?"

Her friend looked at her and solemnly replied, "If you boil the water, you won't get dysentery."



One-Liner #1935

A woman with a blue shirt and a long braid pointing up indicating she has a good idea.One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

A dark image of a gloved hand front and center, a thief trying to pry open a window.Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally.



Quote #2371

A photo of DL Moody."I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself."

- D. L. Moody



The Power of Your Words

Green frog with a white belly sitting on a black surface.A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could be done to help their companions.

When they saw how deep the pit was, the rest of the dismayed group agreed that it was hopeless and told the two frogs in the pit that they should prepare themselves for their fate, because they were as good as dead.

Unwilling to accept this terrible fate, the two frogs began to jump with all of their might. Some of the frogs shouted into the pit that it was hopeless, and that the two frogs wouldn't be in that situation if they had been more careful, more obedient to the froggy rules, and more responsible.

The other frogs continued sorrowfully shouting that they should save their energy and give up, since they were already as good as dead. The two frogs continued jumping as hard as they could, and after several hours of desperate effort were quite weary.

Finally, one of the frogs took heed to the calls of his fellows. Spent and disheartened, he quietly resolved himself to his fate, lay down at the bottom of the pit, and died as the others looked on in helpless grief.

The other frog continued to jump with every ounce of energy he had, although his body was wracked with pain and he was completely exhausted. His companions began anew, yelling for him to accept his fate, stop the pain and just die. The weary frog jumped harder and harder and -- wonder of wonders finally leapt so high that he sprang from the pit!

Amazed, the other frogs celebrated his miraculous freedom and then gathering around him asked, "Why did you continue jumping when we told you it was impossible?"

Reading their lips, the astonished frog explained to them that he was deaf, and that when he saw their gestures and shouting, he thought they were cheering him on. What he had perceived as encouragement inspired him to try harder and to succeed against all odds.

This simple story contains a powerful lesson.

"There is life and death in the power of the tongue."

Your encouraging words can lift someone up and help them make it through the day. Your destructive words can cause deep wounds; they may be the weapons that destroy someone's desire to continue trying.

Speak life to those who cross your path. There is enormous power in words. If you have words of kindness, praise or encouragement -- speak them now to, and about, others. Listen to your heart and respond.

Someone, somewhere, is waiting for your words.


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?

New York city with a taxi driving away from us.I will confess that I am crazy, but I didn’t get there by myself. Somebody has been driving me crazy. When I use the word “somebody,” I mean a lot of people.

I didn’t always know I was crazy until a few years ago. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage looked at me and said, “Are you crazy or what?”

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

A dark image of a gloved hand front and center, a thief trying to pry open a window.Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally.

  • Crime Puns

One-Liner #1935

A woman with a blue shirt and a long braid pointing up indicating she has a good idea.One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.

  • One-liners
  • Ageing One-liners
  • Falling Jokes

Farewell Song

A young African woman wearing bright yellow sitting on a bench in a grassy space.There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself deeply moved by their hauntingly beautiful harmonies.

She wanted to always remember so she recorded this moment and would share it with friends when she arrived home. With tears flowing down her cheeks, she turned to her friend and asked, "Can you please tell me the translation of the words to this song?"

Her friend looked at her and solemnly replied, "If you boil the water, you won't get dysentery."

  • Missionary Jokes
  • Communication Jokes

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5021 - June 26, 2025

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The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Congratulations to our eldest grandson on his graduation from elementary school. Wow, grandkids are real reminders that I am older than I feel.

I can't remember if I have l already shared a video similar to today's, but I found this one very satisfying so I will risk the repeat. I also find it fascinating that the fellow in this video still has all of his fingers!
Click Here to Watch.

Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 



Comprehending Engineers

A young man in a blue shirt, wearing a lanyard with ID, standing in front of his work desk complete with all his engineering tools.Take One

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper.  Let's have a word with him."

"Hi George.  Say, what's with that group ahead of us?  They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. 

The pastor said, "That's so sad.  I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Take Two

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.



One-Liner #1934

Black and white photo of a man in his early 60's, short beard looking off to the side as if thinking something through.At my funeral, I would like there to be a piñata so people can be happy ... but filled with bees so they're not too happy.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟

Looking down at the camo pants you are currently wearing.To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops ... you can hide, but you can't run!



Quote #2370

A. W. Tozer"In our eagerness to make converts, we are under constant temptation to hide from our hearers the fact that the Christian life is not a pleasurable religious game, but a life of repentance, self-crucifixion, humiliation, and rejection."

-A. W. Tozer



Prairie Fire

A grass fire.Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation.

"Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the grass on the Canadian prairie. In the distance, they saw a prairie fire, and they realized that it would soon engulf them.

The father knew there was only one way of escape: They would quickly begin a fire right where they were and burn a large patch of grass. When the huge fire drew near, they then would stand on the section that had already burned.

When the flames did approach them, the girl was terrified but her father assured her, 'The flames can't get to us. We are standing where the fire has already been.'"

- Erwin Lutzer, Failure, The Back Door to Success


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness

Susan herself with a large bubble wand and a giant bubble while at an outdoors event.- photo from Susan PageNaming our children is serious business, especially if we are Christ followers. When God added two beautiful gifts to our family, I pondered and prayed over the decision of what their names would be. There was no problem landing on their first names; it was their second names I went back and forth on, ultimately landing on Christina Joy, followed by Jennifer Dawn.

You may be wondering what this introduction has to do with the title of this devotional. Hang in there while I explain.

I have been known to have a slight to moderate issue with what is sometimes referred to as OCD. I believe there is a place for everything, and everything has its place. Over the years, I’ve become less of a fusspot, but others might disagree with my humble assessment.

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

  1. Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢
  2. Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟
  3. One-Liner #1934
  4. Comprehending Engineers

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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1998

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2052

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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