I work as a banker. Last Friday, this older woman came to my counter and asked me to check her balance for her ...
Sooooo, I pushed!!
Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis.
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Sunday greetings, everyone and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it!
Our daughter and grandson have returned home after a wonderful visit. Once again, instead of being sad it is over I have chosen to be grateful to God that it happened.
Today's video share is another example of how incredible the latest developments in video generation by Artificial Intelligence have become. The message of the video is an important one - don't be scammed by AI.
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~ Pastor Tim
A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."
The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."
My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.
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Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Yoda best, dad!
I found the world to be
woefully lacking
in safe places.
So I became one.
- J. Warren Welch
"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail,
"I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail.
Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for you are leading me.
I know that once you walked this way many years ago;
What you did along the way I'd really like to know.
For sometimes when I'm tempted I don't know what to do
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for I must follow you.
Someday when I'm grown up, you are like I want to be;
Then I will have a little boy who will want to follow me.
And I want to lead him right, and help him to be true;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for we must follow you."
- Author Unknown
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were blessed with the arrival of our seventh grandchild. Jordan Nichole Papanu arrived on planet earth on February 13. The grandfather is doing fine, thank you, but there is some indication the grandmother has left planet earth.
Since the day of the birth, the grandmother has been conspicuous by her absence at our home. I, the only sane one in our house at the time (which is a radical change), was left to fend for myself. Even though this is our seventh round with grandchildren, you would think nobody ever had a grandchild before.
This only points out the fundamental difference between a grandmother and grandfather. When I first became a grandfather, I felt left out in the cold. It seemed to me that grandfathers got the short end of the stick when it came to . . .
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Yoda best, dad!
My wife told me I've grown as a person ... her actual words were "You've gotten fat" but I know what she meant.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
