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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5023 - July 3, 2025

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

CLINAMEN 2013 by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot at National Gallery of Victoria - Melbourne, AustraliaI cannot tell a lie, the cherry tree is almost totally picked. Grandma Cybersalt is OK if birds pick the little bit that is remaining, so we have removed the protective nets.

If you find washing dishes stresses you out, today's video share shows something to try instead that will help calm you!
Click Here to Watch.

Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 



Sore Mover

Someone sleeping on a blue sofa covered in a blue blanket, bare feet sticking out.Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

"Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked.

"I could," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."



One-Liner #1936

A close-up black and white image of a black man, arms folded staring directly at us.My boss said I intimidate my coworkers; so I stared at him until he apologized.




The Fashionable Truth

A young man in a checked shirt, doubled over with his hands on his side, laughing.What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.



Quote #2372

A sepia toned photo of Moody at about age 60, chest and head looking to the right.Christians should live in the world, but not be filled with it. A ship lives in the water; but if the water gets into the ship, she goes to the bottom. So Christians may live in the world; but if the world gets into them, they sink.

- Dwight L. Moody



Fixing Bicycles

A bicycle on its side on a path with a backpack a little further away.One of my favorite stories is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been.

The little girl replied that she had stopped to help Janie, whose bicycle was broken in a fall.

"But you don't know anything about fixing bicycles," her mother responded.

"I know that," the girl said. "I just stopped to help her cry."

Not many of us know anything about fixing bicycles, either. And when our friends have fallen and broken, not their bicycles but their lives, NONE of us knows how to fix that. We simply cannot "fix" someone else's life, even though that's what we would like most to do.

But like the little girl, we can stop to help them cry. That is the best we can do. And that is a lot!

- Murray Lancaster


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

Finishing Well

leaf two tone- photo by Susan PageA title can make or break a book! Finishing Well: It happens by choice, not by chance, is an insightful book by Rev. John Garner. I love the title, and it’s a great read. I came across another book called The Final Lap by John Wyatt. I haven’t read this book yet, and while it may be good, the title is not nearly as appealing. I’m not ready to say I’m on the final lap, although ultimately, my days are in God’s hands.

The expression “I’m retired” has lost its appeal for me, mostly because it’s associated with aging. I’m aware of the passing of time, but I don’t necessarily want to focus on it. So, what does retirement mean? Does it mean we are tired, and then we are re-tired? Is it time to put our name on the waiting list for the nursing home? (I’m speaking tongue-in-cheek, of course). People celebrate stepping back from full-time work and often use the term retirement, but I prefer to say that after 50 years in the workforce, I finally graduated. What does this graduation signify, and what will be next… before that final lap?

Read more

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

3D PrinterHere is how to get a free 3D printer:

Step 1: Buy a 3D printer

  • Pearly Gates Jokes
  • Shopping Jokes
  • 3D Printer Jokes

Read more: Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

Sore Mover

Someone sleeping on a blue sofa covered in a blue blanket, bare feet sticking out.Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

"Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked.

"I could," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."

  • Marriage Jokes
  • Moving Jokes
  • Husband Jokes

The Fashionable Truth

A young man in a checked shirt, doubled over with his hands on his side, laughing.What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

  • Clean Puns
  • Clothing Puns
  • Transportation Puns

One-Liner #1936

A close-up black and white image of a black man, arms folded staring directly at us.My boss said I intimidate my coworkers; so I stared at him until he apologized.

  • Work One-liners
  • Conflict One-liners
  • Boss Jokes
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  2. Crime and Sensitivity 🚨
  3. One-Liner #1935
  4. Farewell Song

Subcategories

Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1998

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4701

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2052

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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