Issue # 3341
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I was in the market for a used car today. I just about bought a Toyota but with all the news about them lately I went with a sweet deal I found on a Ford Pinto. I'm so glad the media helped me keep perspective on things.
Some people like their moose in the freezer while others prefer the backyard sprinkler. Today's FunBlog features a video for the latter - though the former may get ideas from it too.
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Speaking of freezers, Rev. James Snyder thinks someone is upset about the cold weather - well actually more about the people who are all up in arms abouthot weather. You can read "Mother Nature's Cold Shoulder Revenge" on the front page at:
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Finally, my hat's off (caouse it'snot snowing where I live!) to all who mde the right choice and went with SmileBox to get ready for Valentine's Day. It's not too late to get on the "Phew" bandwagon - SmileBox
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Windshield Wiper Quit"
Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This happened to me one day while driving home in the middle of a blinding storm.
Unable to see, I pulled over and tried to figure out a quick fix. I found it in a yellow cotton work glove lying on the floor. I wedged the cloth hand under the wiper arm. It did a great job keeping my windshield clear.
Not only that -- you'd be surprised at how many people waved back.
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Today's CleanPun - Valentine Puns
Please, under no cicumstances think that I do not realize that the following puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavour of the genre, here you go, lol!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A hog and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
Today's One-liner
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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