Can't eat beef......mad cow.

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu.

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella.

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis.

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat.

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides.

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs.

Hmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.