- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021

- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

- You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.

- You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

- People come into your office frequently... to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

- The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

- You forward this joke to friends.