You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"

The second goober looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."