A New York magazine recently ran a contest. 

The rules were to take any well-known phrase in a foreign language, change just a single letter, and then provide a definition for the new expression. 

Here are some of the winners:

• HARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS?: Can you drive a French motorcycle?
• IDIOS AMIGOS: We're wild and crazy guys.
• COGITO, EGGO SUM: I think.  Therefore, I am a waffle.
• RIGOR MORRIS: The cat is dead.
• REPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID: Honk if you are Scottish.
• QUE SERA SERF: Life is feudal.
• LE ROI EST MORT.  JIVE LE ROI: The king is dead.  No kidding.
• POSH MORTEM: Death styles of the rich and famous.
• VENI, VIPI, VICI: I came.  I am a very important person.  I conquered.
• PRO BOZO PUBLICO: Support your local clown.
• FELIX NAVIDAD: Our cat has a boat.
• HASTE CUISINE: Fast French food.
• VENI, VIDI, VICE: I came, I saw, I partied.
• QUIP PRO QUO: A fast retort.
• ALOHA OY: Love, greetings and farewell from such a pain you should never know.
• MAZEL TON: Tons of good luck.
• APRES MOE LE DELUGE: Curly and Larry got wet.
• ICH LIBERICH: I'm really crazy about having dough.
• FUI GENERIS: What's mine is mine.
• VISA LA FRANCE: Don't leave your chateau without it.
• CA VA SANS DIRT: And that's not gossip.
• BUN JOUR: The daily special at the bakery.
• BAN JOUR: The daily special of the League of Decency.
• BEN JOUR: Charlton Heston's cousin.