Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups.

4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

E Pluribus Modem

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny

Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are

A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.

My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?