Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 772 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
2
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One-Liner #1988

Life is like a game of chess; I don't know how to play chess.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8840
1 min read

Ducks in Heaven

Three guys got into a car crash and all died. When they got up to heaven and met St. Peter at the gates, Peter said, "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck." The gates o... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #2424

"Every man should be born again on the first day of January.  Start with a fresh page.  Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
1
2 min read

Navigational Feat

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
16
<1min

A Sewing Saga 😁

My favorite coat is falling apart and now I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams. 😁... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4096
<1min

New Year's Football vs. Dinner

As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the r... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
0
3 min read

By Faith

By faith, we rest our heads on our pillows each night, fully expecting to wake up to a new day. Under most circumstances, we don’t even think about it. Each day is a gift. That’s why I don’t get too ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
48
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - welcome to the last mailing of 2025! Grandma Cybersalt and I are praying that the last few days of the year, and all of 2026 will days of peace, good health, and growth in... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2722
<1min

Sunday School Christmas

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he co... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
9604
2 min read

'Twas the Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrap read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
26
<1min

Grab the Mustard!

Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
33
<1min

Quote #2423

“So God throws open the door of this world—and enters as a baby. As the most vulnerable imaginable. Because He wants unimaginable intimacy with you. What religion ever had a god that wanted such intim... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
28
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One-Liner #1987

They say "the machines of the future" will be as smart as people ... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
121
4 min read

Can You Eat Too Many Cookies at Christmas?

Christmas was over, and the house began to quiet down in a good way. Don’t get me wrong, I love the noise when all the family is together. It is a good feeling to be with your family during this wonde... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
19
4 min read

Another Christmas Down the Chimney

If I have counted correctly, this is my 74th Christmas. Believe me, I do not remember all of them. The only thing is how much money I spent on all of those Christmases. I know Christmas is filled w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
54
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 25, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday on Christmas Day! Susan and I wish you and your loved ones a blessed Christmas! Whether this is a time of great happiness, great difficulty, or a mixture of both, we pray th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
27
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One-Liner #1986

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded ... It was quite the shindig.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
87
3 min read

O Holy Night

“O holy night! The stars are brightly shining; it is the night of our dear Saviour’s birth. Long lay the world in sin and error pining, till He appeared and the soul felt its worth.” It’s hard to im... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2996
2 min read

At Christmas

A man is at his finesttowards the finish of the year;He is almost what he should bewhen the Christmas season is here;Then he's thinking more of othersthan he's thought the months before,And the laught... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
29
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Quote #2422

“But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.” - Luke 2:10... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3488
<1min

Jury Bribe

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4411
3 min read

Santa a Guy?

I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
38
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the shortest day of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters: a mental milestone for so many of us Northern Hemispherians. Also, my ankle is doing so much better ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
41
<1min

One-Liner #1985

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun; your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
227
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Quote #2421

“Jesus Christ became Incarnate for one purpose, to make a way back to God that man might stand before Him as He was created to do, the friend and lover of God Himself.” – Oswald Chambers... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5509
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Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
146
4 min read

When It Comes to Gifts, I’m Not Gifted

Christmas is my favorite holiday. A time of celebration and enjoying family time together. It wasn’t always my favorite holiday. There was a time when my birthday was my favorite holiday of the year.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
54
<1min

The Ultimate Cold Call

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Gift Suggestions

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. To Jesus, all.... read more..

Web Services
Pastor Tim
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