Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 682 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt pointed out that my "the day after Christmas is one month away" observation (last Sunday) was a bit eager (not her words, lol.) I guess I am looking forwa... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
13
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Beach Injury

I was walking barefoot on the beach and stepped on a rusty piece from an old video game. Now I have to get a Tetris shot.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
5
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A Coffin Joke to Die For 💀

Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, "That's the last thing I'll need!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
14
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One-Liner #1976

Some people are like clouds; once they disappear it's a beautiful day.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
13
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Quote #2412

"To pray, 'Thy will be done,' I must be willing, if the answer requires it, that my will be undone." - Elizabeth Elliot read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
42
2 min read

The God Who Sees Me

I’ve faced much loss, and grief often lingers. However, it does not define me, and by God’s grace and through His strength, I choose to be better, not bitter. I sometimes stumble, especially when dea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Two Plus Two

A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job.  The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." T... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2011
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Honesty in Business

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound. He found that he was not. This angered him and he took the ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marriage Secret

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.  When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
58
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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! A month from today will be "Boxing Day." That's what we call the day after Christmas here in Canada. I am exercising restraint in starting to play Christmas music as I thin... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
37
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One-Liner #1975

Nobody told me that when you get a husband, the ears are sold separately.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
33
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Quote #2411

"In our world full of strangers, estranged from their own past, culture and country, from their neighbors, friends and family, we witness a painful search for a hospitable place where life can be live read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
38
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The Cold, Hard Truth

I got fired from my new job at the ice-cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1952
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The High Street of Life

Imagine yourself walking along The High street of life and each of the shop fronts has something to entice you in: The Materialism shop offers you all the creature comforts you could ever want, but t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laws of Parenting

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys multiply to fill any space available. 4. Th read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
153
4 min read

Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her amazing husband will celebrate 54 years of marital bliss. I can’t believe how fast the time has gone. It only seems like yesterday that we got... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
65
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Cybersalt News - November 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far the sky has not been clear enough at Cybersalt World Headquarters to see the latest show of the Northern Lights. Standing and staring up to the night sky full of clo... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
36
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Quote #2410

People in therapy are often in therapy to deal with the people in their lives who won't go to therapy! - unknown... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
42
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Life Lessons from Office Supplies

Just a reminder, no matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
39
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One-Liner #1974

A recent study found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the global population.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Repair Call

Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After s... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
126
3 min read

A Label Worth Wearing

“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2043
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Environmental Concerns

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & liv... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I flew home Friday night, returning from my "Back Home to turn 60!" extravaganza trip. As we prepared to taxi and take off, I was reading the airline ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Parachute Training

While attending US Army's Airborne School..... The Day before our first jump, the instructors (known as SGT Airbornes, students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the possible malfunctions one m... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
54
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One-Liner #1973

To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination ... Just you wait.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
59
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Your Trumpet Sounds Awful? 🎺

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Hurts and Blessings

A story is told of two friends who were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped w... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
164
4 min read

Snoozing Has Become My New Hobby

The Gracious Mistress Of The Parsonage asked me a question this past week. "Well, my dear, have you come up with a new hobby yet?" I've been retired for about four years. But I haven't been doing ... read more..