Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 613 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2630

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

18 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

106

4 min read

What it Was, Was a Cookie

At least once a month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her daughter will spend a day visiting thrift stores in our community. I’m not sure, so don’t quote me, but I think there’s a 100-mile ... read more..

18 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1967

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Black Tie Affair

I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know. But he looks amazing in a tuxedo.... read more..

18 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2403

"If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don't see anyone from that group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any conc read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3642

Wig Eye Witness

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor c... read more..

15 Oct

Susan Page

108

6 min read

The Light Still Shines Through

But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day. (Proverbs 4:18) Have you ever faced a time when life as you knew it was no longer the same... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4057

Cow Horns

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on field trip to the country. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'a read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1924

Puzzling Bus Shelter Blunder

City officials in Mesa, Arizona, have mistakenly installed two bus shelters where no buses run. The installation cost $19,000 at a time when the city is cutting its public transit budget to save mone... read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1966

A lot of women say their husbands never listen to them; I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2402

"If you're going to gossip, do so about another's virtues." - Bertrand Russell read more..

15 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4105

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down. This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff. Any employees fo... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Fruity Felony

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to watch the sunset: a n... read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.) Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and will be enjoying a qui... read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 16d260! The brake warning light has been on in my truck for many months and for some reason I simply assumed it was a sensor in my emergency brake pedal once released. How... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

The Turkey that Refused Dinner

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving ... Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner? It was stuffed.... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2401

"It's up to us to choose contentment and thankfulness now - and to stop imagining that we have to have everything perfect before we'll be happy." - Joanna Gaines, The Magnolia Story read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3260

Vacation Lingo

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm = No bath Tropical = Rainy Majestic setting = A long way from tow... read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1965

Every time I try to eat healthy along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Wednesday or Friday to mess me up.... read more..

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

11 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

120

4 min read

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

Lately, the temperature in Florida has topped 100°. I saw on the news that the Northeast is also hitting 100°. It's easy to see why everyone wants to come to Florida. If they can't, they wish for som... read more..

11 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2557

3 min read

Slow Down Therapy

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..

09 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260! We're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year round favorite of som... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6801

2 min read

Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid... read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1964

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning; I can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.... read more..

08 Oct

Susan Page

190

I Wish and I Choose

I wish I had known …I was God’s beloved childI wish I had known …I did not have to earn His love I wish I had known …I was wonderfully made and fully acceptedI wish I had known …Grace and love were m... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2469

Lessons from Trees

It's important to have roots. In today's complex world, it pays to branch out. If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb. Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh w... read more..

08 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3833

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brit read more..