Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 119 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
5

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
5

Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
4

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3047

Mistaken Identity

 A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11715
2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
43

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3
4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
151

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3427

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
87
4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
28

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
24

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4590
2 min read

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
73

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
97

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2645

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
332
4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it.  When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
47

Quote #2335

"While it's impossible to trace the pinball path of a single prayer, our prayers somehow exit our four dimensions of space-time in order to get to the God who exists outside of the four space-time dim read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
49

One-Liner #1900

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2964

Landing Check

I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descen... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
55

Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum

"Do just enough to get by." - Mediocretes read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4392

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind,"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
151

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the prize being a brand new washer and dryer combo. My ticket was 7 away... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
104
3 min read

Golden Opportunities

- photo by Susan PageWhat golden opportunities pass by each day without us even being aware? I’m not talking about a beautiful golden sunrise, though I appreciate those. I’m referring to the golden mo read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2788
3 min read

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a regular day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called th... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
59

My Heart Will Not be Shushed

I fell for a Librarian I asked her to be mine, I said, "My love for you is overdue!" And she said, "Fine."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
56

Quote #2334

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it. ~John Burroughs, "Winter Sunshine"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4301

Foreign Phrases - Sort of

A New York magazine recently ran a contest.  The rules were to take any well-known phrase in a foreign language, change just a single letter, and then provide a definition for the new expression... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
61

One-Liner #1899

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
19

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I recently realized that instead of groaning when I bend over to pick up something off the floor, I now groan before I bend over to do the same thing. It's almost as if I ... read more..

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