Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 696 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 27, 2025

Oh look, Turkey Thursday - Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating in the USA! I am continuing to enjoy my ankle recovery rest at home, catching up on work. The pain is a drag, but the re... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
21
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One-Liner #1978

I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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Changes

Around every bend, glance upwards and seeMagnificent artwork on each single treeThere’s orange, flaming amber and deep rusty goldSome colours are muted, and others are bold The dawn as it breaks wi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2414

"I don't have to chase extraordinary moments to find happiness - it's right in front of me if I'm paying attention and practicing gratitude." - Brené Brown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
22
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Thanksgiving Foot Folly 🤕

I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot. Now I cranberry walk.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
16
2 min read

Life-Changing Advice

Kurt Vonnegut, American author, satirist, and humanist known for his darkly humorous and influential novels wrote: "When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to on... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Day of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble... Twa... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Marriage Teamwork

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.  The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph sir." The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibratin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Homework Surprise

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morn... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Aches, Pains, and Medical Tests

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
51
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A Coffin Joke to Die For 💀

Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, "That's the last thing I'll need!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
41
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One-Liner #1977

I just found out I'm colorblind; the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
49
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Quote #2413

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God's will." - Eric Metaxas, Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
194
4 min read

Is That My Grandfather’s Hand?

This past week, I thought of my maternal grandfather. I haven't thought of him for a long time because he died over 50 years ago. I'm not sure what inspired me to think about my old grandpa. As a you... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! I have received an early Christmas gift: the gift of slowing down. Unbeknownst to me, I received this gift on October 30th when I jumped off the tailgate of my brother-in-l... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt pointed out that my "the day after Christmas is one month away" observation (last Sunday) was a bit eager (not her words, lol.) I guess I am looking forwa... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
35
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Beach Injury

I was walking barefoot on the beach and stepped on a rusty piece from an old video game. Now I have to get a Tetris shot.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
25
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One-Liner #1976

Some people are like clouds; once they disappear it's a beautiful day.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
39
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Quote #2412

"To pray, 'Thy will be done,' I must be willing, if the answer requires it, that my will be undone." - Elizabeth Elliot read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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2 min read

The God Who Sees Me

I’ve faced much loss, and grief often lingers. However, it does not define me, and by God’s grace and through His strength, I choose to be better, not bitter. I sometimes stumble, especially when dea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Two Plus Two

A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job.  The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." T... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2025
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Honesty in Business

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound. He found that he was not. This angered him and he took the ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marriage Secret

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.  When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! A month from today will be "Boxing Day." That's what we call the day after Christmas here in Canada. I am exercising restraint in starting to play Christmas music as I thin... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
49
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One-Liner #1975

Nobody told me that when you get a husband, the ears are sold separately.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
56
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Quote #2411

"In our world full of strangers, estranged from their own past, culture and country, from their neighbors, friends and family, we witness a painful search for a hospitable place where life can be live read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
57
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The Cold, Hard Truth

I got fired from my new job at the ice-cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1963
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The High Street of Life

Imagine yourself walking along The High street of life and each of the shop fronts has something to entice you in: The Materialism shop offers you all the creature comforts you could ever want, but t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laws of Parenting

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys multiply to fill any space available. 4. Th read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
175
4 min read

Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her amazing husband will celebrate 54 years of marital bliss. I can’t believe how fast the time has gone. It only seems like yesterday that we got... read more..