Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 666 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far the sky has not been clear enough at Cybersalt World Headquarters to see the latest show of the Northern Lights. Standing and staring up to the night sky full of clo... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
21
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Quote #2410

People in therapy are often in therapy to deal with the people in their lives who won't go to therapy! - unknown... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
28
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Life Lessons from Office Supplies

Just a reminder, no matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
27
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One-Liner #1974

A recent study found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the global population.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Repair Call

Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After s... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
109
3 min read

A Label Worth Wearing

“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2038
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Environmental Concerns

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & liv... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I flew home Friday night, returning from my "Back Home to turn 60!" extravaganza trip. As we prepared to taxi and take off, I was reading the airline ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Parachute Training

While attending US Army's Airborne School..... The Day before our first jump, the instructors (known as SGT Airbornes, students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the possible malfunctions one m... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
46
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One-Liner #1973

To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination ... Just you wait.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
51
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Your Trumpet Sounds Awful? 🎺

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Hurts and Blessings

A story is told of two friends who were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped w... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Snoozing Has Become My New Hobby

The Gracious Mistress Of The Parsonage asked me a question this past week. "Well, my dear, have you come up with a new hobby yet?" I've been retired for about four years. But I haven't been doing ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
58
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Quote #2409

"When we're not hungry for justice, it's usually because we're too full with privilege." - Carlos A. Rodriguez read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and I am now 60! Thank you for all the birthday greetings, wishes, and blessings. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
166
4 min read

A Wonderful World

We’ve all heard the expression, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” I also read these wise words, “Before you judge my life, my past, my character … walk in my shoes, walk the path I have travelled. L... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
56
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One-Liner #1972

Some people need to finish chores before they can relax; others can't start chores until they've relaxed ... and those two marry each other.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
67
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Nocturnal Nag

My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She is becoming a night mare.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
66
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You Can't Work From Home

My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the off... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
55
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Quote #2408

"In matters of style, swim with the current: in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dead Politicians

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone.  The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.  The man comes out and fin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to November - 2d260! Well, the Blue Jays lost the World Series: what a bummer. I hope to be over it in 2 days, if/when I turn 60!  Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
42
4 min read

Oh No, Not Another Day

I thought got over the problems I had two weeks ago. I thought I stepped onto new ground and everything was going to be fine. Very few times am I right, and this wasn't one of them. A couple of we... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
54
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A Four-fold Benedictine Blessing

May God bless you with a restless discomfortAt easy answers, half-truths and superficial relationshipsSo that you may live deep within your heart. May God bless you with angerAt injustice, oppression... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
58
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My Mind is Blown 🤯

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
67
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Quote #2407

"If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire." - George Monbiot read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
60
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One-Liner #1971

Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4509
2 min read

More Cute Kids

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her ... read more..