Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 651 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
34

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and I am now 60! Thank you for all the birthday greetings, wishes, and blessings. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
116
4 min read

A Wonderful World

We’ve all heard the expression, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” I also read these wise words, “Before you judge my life, my past, my character … walk in my shoes, walk the path I have travelled. L... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
30

One-Liner #1972

Some people need to finish chores before they can relax; others can't start chores until they've relaxed ... and those two marry each other.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
31

Nocturnal Nag

My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She is becoming a night mare.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
26

You Can't Work From Home

My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the off... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
26

Quote #2408

"In matters of style, swim with the current: in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4391

Dead Politicians

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone.  The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.  The man comes out and fin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3689

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
57

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to November - 2d260! Well, the Blue Jays lost the World Series: what a bummer. I hope to be over it in 2 days, if/when I turn 60!  Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
30
4 min read

Oh No, Not Another Day

I thought got over the problems I had two weeks ago. I thought I stepped onto new ground and everything was going to be fine. Very few times am I right, and this wasn't one of them. A couple of we... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
42

A Four-fold Benedictine Blessing

May God bless you with a restless discomfortAt easy answers, half-truths and superficial relationshipsSo that you may live deep within your heart. May God bless you with angerAt injustice, oppression... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
47

My Mind is Blown 🤯

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
58

Quote #2407

"If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire." - George Monbiot read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
48

One-Liner #1971

Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4497
2 min read

More Cute Kids

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
68

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue J... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
153

God and Dirt

God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of: To create Adam To bury Moses, and To defend a woman caught in adultery. God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels b... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
57

Surviving Pursuit

If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
203
3 min read

A Woman in Prayer

I have this painting hanging in my home. I chose it because it speaks to me. Artist C. Michael Dudash created this watercolour, and this is his description of the beautiful work of art. “Evening, ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
67

One-Liner #1970

At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
245

Quote #2406

"Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling." - Miguel de Unamuno read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2929

Tapping Fright

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5602

Backwoods Labor

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor hande... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
91

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 9d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are baseball fans - again! We lived in Toronto when the Blue Jays won back to back World Series Championships in 92 and 93. It's fun to chee... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1831

The Pitcher's Problem ⚾

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the s... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
66

One-Liner #1969

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology; please DO NOT buy it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2429
2 min read

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
183
4 min read

I Had a Thought But I Can’t Remember It

I just celebrated another birthday. I never imagined I would get this old, but here I am, old and still breathing. Reflecting on my birthday celebration, I looked back on my life and realized I've be... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
69

Quote #2405

"Did they lie to you about who they were? Or did you lie to yourself about who they were?" - attr. Seokhoon, Insider read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
107

A Tale of Two Bugs

I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city. It's a Rome ants novel.... read more..