Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 393 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her life. We were both amuse... read more..

09 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

The Grown Up Life

I finally understand why I'm called a grown up. I groan every time I get up.... read more..

09 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3616

Quick Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

09 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2374

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our lives. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..

09 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2241

Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..

09 Jul

Susan Page

100

3 min read

I Am Amazed

- photo by Susan PageAre you ever amazed by the truth that God knows how many hairs are on your head? Perhaps if you have lost your crowning glory, this truth doesn’t pack a punch, but all kidding asi read more..

09 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner # 1938

I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something; I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than 2 minutes.... read more..

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

09 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Susan Davis

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

1. Parking is easy 2. No one will sit in your pew 3. You can pick your own music 4. There is no awkward conversation with the person who hugs too much 5. The coffee is made the way you like it read more..

06 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - July 06, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We're enjoying a visit from one of Grandma Cybersalt's brothers and his son. Bill and Jordan are going to go on something called a "hike?" I hear it is a long walk that one... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1937

One invention that was more important than the first telephone was definitely ... the second telephone.... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Not-So-Fairytale Day

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy.... read more..

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

136

4 min read

It’s Not Always What I Don’t Know

I would be the first to admit one truth about myself: I don’t know everything. To quote a politician, “I don’t know what I don’t know.” That has been the theme of my life for as long as I can remembe... read more..

04 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2373

"Judgment is God's justice confronting moral inequity, whereas mercy is God's goodness confronting human guilt and suffering." - A. W. Tozer Delighting in God read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3317

Strange 911 Calls

Real calls received by 911 Operators over the years... A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels. A man called 911 and said:... read more..

03 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - July 03, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot tell a lie, the cherry tree is almost totally picked. Grandma Cybersalt is OK if birds pick the little bit that is remaining, so we have removed the protective net... read more..

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

02 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2846

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

02 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2372

Christians should live in the world, but not be filled with it. A ship lives in the water; but if the water gets into the ship, she goes to the bottom. So Christians may live in the world; but if the ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3552

Sore Mover

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," my mother told the gro... read more..

02 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2954

Fixing Bicycles

One of my favorite stories is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied that she ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

The Fashionable Truth

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.... read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1936

My boss said I intimidate my coworkers; so I stared at him until he apologized.... read more..

02 Jul

Susan Page

Susan Davis

104

3 min read

Finishing Well

- photo by Susan PageA title can make or break a book! Finishing Well: It happens by choice, not by chance, is an insightful book by Rev. John Garner. I love the title, and it’s a great read. I came a read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Things are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to help out with the day to day running of the company. Susan has announce... read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2371

"I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself." - D. L. Moody read more..

28 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.... read more..

28 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1935

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.... read more..

28 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

19385

2 min read

The Power of Your Words

A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3460

Farewell Song

There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself... read more..

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

142

4 min read

Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?

I will confess that I am crazy, but I didn’t get there by myself. Somebody has been driving me crazy. When I use the word “somebody,” I mean a lot of people. I didn’t always know I was crazy until a ... read more..

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