Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World Headquarters) experienced an ice storm last Friday and that power was ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3608

Grandpa and the Computer

The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed 'control' and 'enter'And disappeared from view. It's devoured him completelyThe thought just makes me squirm.Maybe he's caught a virusO... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Writer's Regrets! 📝

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.... read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2348

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually." - Unknown read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2055

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

02 Apr

Susan Page

Susan Davis

Father, Forgive

- photo by Susan Page“Father, forgive,” I know not whyor how these words could be Your cryForgiveness was your heartfelt pleaas you hung suffering on that tree Betrayed by those who were your friends read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1913

Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.... read more..

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

02 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3216

2 min read

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

A police: officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. ... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - March 30 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one more day to go - you can do it! Having been born in the 60s and a ... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2347

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Walking Gone Wrong

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2270

Live Your Prayers

I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd carelessly went on my way,Th... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3121

Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he ask... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1912

My mom and dad had 6 photos of me from 1993 and I have 235 photos of my cat from 7 - 7:05 this morning.... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

152

4 min read

It Was a Fool’s Game and I Lost

When it comes to games, I am not a good player. I lose more times than I win, and I can’t remember the last time I won. My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday of the year was April Fools’ Day. He... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

I Thought She Said “Doughnut”

As hard as I try, and believe me, I try, I don’t always hear correctly, especially regarding The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I don’t always hear every word she says. I know God gave me two ea... read more..

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2916

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We had thunder and lightning at Cybersalt World Headquarters, which only happens once every couple of years around here. So I took some time to just look out our front wind... read more..

26 Mar

Susan Page

Susan Davis

3 min read

He Conquered the Grave ... Hallelujah!

- photo by Susan PageWalking along the lakeside path near my home, I looked down and saw a rock in the shape of a heart. Beside it lay a couple of twigs which I fashioned into a cross. It brought tear read more..

26 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2346

"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled." - Mark Twain read more..

26 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2279

2 min read

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

314

Gas Station Arrest

I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady ... read more..

26 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1911

My son found my crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hair?" - so now I'm crying for two reasons.... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5797

2 min read

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries. Nothing to be connected o... read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

191

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Very soon I am going to have some big news for you about my email inbox - but not quite yet! Today's video share is a testimony from George Foreman, the famous boxer, pre... read more..

22 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1910

The only squat I'm doin' is Diddly!... read more..

22 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1804

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3016

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Royal Riddle

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2345

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. - Thomas Sowell... read more..

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Monthly Archive

2025 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.