Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 383 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

It’s Not Always What I Don’t Know

I would be the first to admit one truth about myself: I don’t know everything. To quote a politician, “I don’t know what I don’t know.” That has been the theme of my life for as long as I can remembe... read more..

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

04 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Susan Davis

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

1. Parking is easy 2. No one will sit in your pew 3. You can pick your own music 4. There is no awkward conversation with the person who hugs too much 5. The coffee is made the way you like it read more..

04 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2373

"Judgment is God's justice confronting moral inequity, whereas mercy is God's goodness confronting human guilt and suffering." - A. W. Tozer Delighting in God read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2673

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3263

Strange 911 Calls

Real calls received by 911 Operators over the years... A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels. A man called 911 and said:... read more..

03 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - July 03, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot tell a lie, the cherry tree is almost totally picked. Grandma Cybersalt is OK if birds pick the little bit that is remaining, so we have removed the protective net... read more..

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

02 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2839

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

02 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2372

Christians should live in the world, but not be filled with it. A ship lives in the water; but if the water gets into the ship, she goes to the bottom. So Christians may live in the world; but if the ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3535

Sore Mover

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," my mother told the gro... read more..

02 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2938

Fixing Bicycles

One of my favorite stories is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied that she ... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

The Fashionable Truth

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.... read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1936

My boss said I intimidate my coworkers; so I stared at him until he apologized.... read more..

02 Jul

Susan Page

Susan Davis

3 min read

Finishing Well

- photo by Susan PageA title can make or break a book! Finishing Well: It happens by choice, not by chance, is an insightful book by Rev. John Garner. I love the title, and it’s a great read. I came a read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Things are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to help out with the day to day running of the company. Susan has announce... read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2371

"I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself." - D. L. Moody read more..

28 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.... read more..

28 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1935

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.... read more..

28 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

19372

2 min read

The Power of Your Words

A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3450

Farewell Song

There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself... read more..

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

126

4 min read

Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?

I will confess that I am crazy, but I didn’t get there by myself. Somebody has been driving me crazy. When I use the word “somebody,” I mean a lot of people. I didn’t always know I was crazy until a ... read more..

26 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Congratulations to our eldest grandson on his graduation from elementary school. Wow, grandkids are real reminders that I am older than I feel. I can't remember if I ... read more..

Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢

25 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2402

Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

25 Jun

Susan Page

140

4 min read

Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness

- photo from Susan PageNaming our children is serious business, especially if we are Christ followers. When God added two beautiful gifts to our family, I pondered and prayed over the decision of what read more..

25 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟

To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops ... you can hide, but you can't run!... read more..

25 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1934

At my funeral, I would like there to be a piñata so people can be happy ... but filled with bees so they're not too happy.... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4339

Comprehending Engineers

Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 1... read more..

25 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4082

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..

25 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2370

"In our eagerness to make converts, we are under constant temptation to hide from our hearers the fact that the Christian life is not a pleasurable religious game, but a life of repentance, self-cruci read more..

22 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to summer/winter (depending on which hemisphere you live in!) Our nets on the fruit tree are working pretty well. As a result, we have lots of cherries to pick ... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Bedtime Banter🛌

I told my daughter to go to bed because the cows were already sleeping in the field. She asked me what that had to do with anything and I told her, "It means it's pasture bedtime."... read more..

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