Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1904

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2339

"If you don't heal from what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you." - Unknown read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Encounter with a Stone

I picked up a rock and took it for granite. - Ralf el Perro... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6719

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even a... read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2178

Every Day

Every day I need you LordBut this day especially,I need some extra strengthTo face what ever is to be. This day more than any dayI need to feel you near,To fortify my courageAnd to overcome my fear. ... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

171

4 min read

My Days of Wonder in the Hospital

My plans for the New Year were horribly changed by ending up in the hospital. Around the middle of the month, it seemed like I may have had the flu. After all, everybody around me had the flu, and I ... read more..

01 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

129

2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 1, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air fryers (No, I am not talking about members of a mendicant order ... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

111

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..

26 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2767

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

26 Feb

Susan Page

Susan Davis

118

2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..

26 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..

26 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

14182

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3093

Mistaken Identity

A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11767

2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..

22 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

249

4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..

20 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

180

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

19 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3444

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..

19 Feb

Susan Page

118

4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..

19 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4614

2 min read

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

122

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2662

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..

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Monthly Archive

2025 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.