Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 100 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4383

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind,"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
122

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the prize being a brand new washer and dryer combo. My ticket was 7 away... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
68
3 min read

Golden Opportunities

- photo by Susan PageWhat golden opportunities pass by each day without us even being aware? I’m not talking about a beautiful golden sunrise, though I appreciate those. I’m referring to the golden mo read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2772
3 min read

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a regular day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called th... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
24

My Heart Will Not be Shushed

I fell for a Librarian I asked her to be mine, I said, "My love for you is overdue!" And she said, "Fine."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
24

Quote #2334

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it. ~John Burroughs, "Winter Sunshine"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4279

Foreign Phrases - Sort of

A New York magazine recently ran a contest.  The rules were to take any well-known phrase in a foreign language, change just a single letter, and then provide a definition for the new expression... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
28

One-Liner #1899

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
107

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I recently realized that instead of groaning when I bend over to pick up something off the floor, I now groan before I bend over to do the same thing. It's almost as if I ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
40

Bun Warmers 😎

They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
30

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
27

Quote #2333

Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who can't open their own chutes. So you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground. But you don't die. You haul yours... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
151
4 min read

Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing

We were facing a very severe hurricane, and everything was being shut down. The hurricane was to hit us on a Wednesday night. Because we were in the center of where that hurricane was supposed to co... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
51

One-Liner #1898

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up ... I shut up and subtitles come out my face. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2038

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4091
2 min read

Interesting Thoughts

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
33

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's always nice for a snowy change of scenery in the neighbourhood, but ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3689
2 min read

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

A priest, a rabbi, and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They often met two or three times a week for coffee, sharing stories... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5625

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
29

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
42

A Killer Party this Saturday! 🎉

Autopsy Club - Party here this Saturday! Open Mike night!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2298

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
44

One-Liner #1897

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right ... We do have food at home.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
90
3 min read

I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?

- photo by Susan PageMy word choice for 2025 is … Wonder. This word speaks to me in diverse ways. I love the wonder of creation. The fact that God knows every hair on our heads is a wonder! The word read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
15

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 2024. To celebrate and enjoy, I have changed our front garden LED light... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
263
2 min read

The Washington DC Metro Station Social Experiment

“In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, a man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, approximately 2000 people went through the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
49

Quote #2331

"The colour of springtime is in the flower. The colour of winter is in the imagination." - Ward Elliot Hour read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
259
4 min read

Did I Really Say That?

I was working on my computer when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage walked in and said, "Are you ready to go?" She caught me by surprise. I looked up from my computer and, staring at her, said, ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
59

One-Liner #1896

The secret to a clean kitchen is simple - Don't cook. Ever.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4685

"Grace"ous Host

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  ... read more..

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