Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 505 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in September. I am going... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2389

People wait all day for 5pm. All week for Friday. All summer for winter. All winter for summer. And all of life for happiness. Don't let the pursuit of tomorrow diminish the joy of today.... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Doctor's Consent

I asked my doctor if I could administer anesthesia myself and he told me, "Sure, go knock yourself out."... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1953

When I was little, I remember they only played old-people music in the supermarkets; but today when I went to whole Foods, they were playing all the songs I love.... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2035

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

To Be or Not to Be, That’s My Confusion

After many years of denial, I finally realized how easily I am confused. Why it took me so long to realize this, I will never know. If only I could go back to my wonderful teenage years when I ... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17570

New Phonetic Alphabet

The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling "Wilson" as "Whiskey, India, Lima, Sierra, Oscar, November") has been used by aircraft pilots, police, and many others... read more..

28 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt's bike incident bruises and scrapes are healing nicely. Also in Cybersalt bike news, our youngest grandson (4 years-old) is now riding his bike without tr... read more..

27 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2388

"The child who follows you from room to room isn't being difficult. They're reminding you that you are their favorite place to be." - unknown read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Bounce

A new airplane has been developed that cannot crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will just bounce. The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1952

If cats could text you back ... they wouldn't.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5114

Shakey's Cure

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under,... read more..

27 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1753

Police Dog Obedience

During a temporary shutdown of operations at a large plant, trained police dogs were hired to protect the building from vandalism. A company executive who was unaware of the new regime arrived at the ... read more..

27 Aug

Susan Page

153

4 min read

Rock of Ages

- photo by Susan PageI walked along the waterfront trail, enjoying the rocks displayed along the pathway, which the neighbourhood children had painted. The works of art were colourful, creative, and, read more..

27 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3492

Argument Ended

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" ask... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

332

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 39th anniversary yesterday. Surely her medal will arrive in the mail any day now! Today's video share is an encouragement to us all:... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

311

One-Liner #1951

Old age is a thing ... Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough downstairs; then I remembered I came to my room to get my wallet.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

309

Quote #2387

"The greatest enemy of learning is knowing." - John C. Maxwell read more..

23 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

307

Time-Telling Technique

How does Bigfoot tell time? He looks at his Saskwatch!... read more..

23 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2696

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3925

4 min read

Travel Agent Stories

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client cal... read more..

23 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

405

4 min read

Just Me and My Coffee

Today was special. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, her daughter and granddaughter went to St. Augustine for spring break. They would be gone for about three days. In the meantime, I was here ... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

551

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you are reading this. We had... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

484

Quote #2386

"Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change, and when we are right, make us easy to live with!" - Dallas Willard - Hearing God read more..

20 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3692

New Slogans for Federal Agencies

The National Institute on Aging ..."Celebrating our 39th Year!" The Department of the Interior ..."Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!" The Internal Revenue Service ..."What's in YOUR wallet?!" The C... read more..

20 Aug

Susan Page

487

3 min read

Take Time

- photo by Susan PageSummer is the perfect season to think about the topic of time. Summertime is when we often “slow down to smell the roses.” It makes me think of the lyrics from the old hymn Take T read more..

20 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

472

Workplace Ethics

"I fired the janitor for smoking pot." "Why would you do that?" "I don't like high maintenance people." read more..

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

483

One-Liner #1950

Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear makes you a runner.... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3686

2 min read

Military Wisdom

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."- Army's magazine of Preventive Maintenance. "Aim read more..

20 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3904

Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to... read more..

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